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Politics
Russia Admits Defeat: KFC’s Secret Recipe Remains a Mystery Despite Kremlin’s Best Efforts
Moscow, Russia – Russian officials have publicly conceded defeat in their years-long covert operation to decipher the coveted blend of eleven herbs and spices…
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Politics
Checkmate, Manhattan: Donald Trump Offers to Write the Manhattan Grand Jury a Large Check
Manhattan, NY – As the world watched with bated breath, expecting a complex and protracted legal battle, former President and renowned businessman Donald Trump…
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Life & Style
From Handcuffs to Haute Couture: Donald Trump Indicted and Arrested, Immediately Lands GQ Cover Shoot
Former President Donald Trump has been indicted, only to find himself whisked away to an exclusive photoshoot for GQ magazine. In what can only…
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Politics
Bernie Sanders Shocks Fans at Lorna Shore Concert by Showing Up in His Famous Mittens, Proceeds to Crowd Surf on a Fold-Out Chair
Fans at a Lorna Shore concert were in for a surprise when none other than Senator Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at the…
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Politics
Puff Daddy: If Donald Trump Is So Bad, Why Does He Look So Good In These Stylish Puffer Vests?
New York, NY – In a world where your fashion choices can make or break your public image, one man stands tall in the…
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Politics
A Baffling Mystery: Nation with Lax Gun Laws Wonders Why Mass Shootings Keep Happening
A nation with a deeply-rooted love for arming its citizens is, once again, puzzled by the tragic occurrence of yet another school shooting. Citizens…
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Politics
Jonah Hill Unleashes Scathing Diss Track Against Joe Biden, Accidentally Becomes Right-Wing National Anthem
Jonah Hill has unwittingly become the voice of a generation – a right-wing generation, that is. Hill recently released a diss track aimed at…
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Politics
Biden Misreads Room Temperature with Ice Cream Joke, Stumbles Frostily into Tennessee Shooting Discussion!
In an astonishing display of freezer-burned wit, President Joe Biden kicked off a White House event on Monday by quipping that he only attended…
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Politics
Ted Cruz Dodges Zodiac Accusations as Trump Indictment Grabs Spotlight: Snack Attacks Ensue
Washington, D.C. – Senator Ted Cruz can finally breathe a sigh of relief as Donald Trump’s recent New York indictment rumors have captured the…
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Politics
Donald Trump to Be Indicted for Leaving Toilet Seat Up in 2017
New York, NY – Former President Donald Trump has been indicted by New York District Attorney Alvin Bragg for the heinous crime of leaving…
