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Politics
“President Biden Misplaces Pen: Nation Grapples With Unprecedented Crisis, Pencil Sales Skyrocket”
In an event that has brought the United States to its knees, a turn of events unfolded last night that could change the course…
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Politics
North Korea Unveils Snowpocalypse: World’s Largest Indoor Snowball Fight Arena
Pyongyang – In a move that defies all expectations, logic, and temperature norms, has just confirmed the existence of what may be the most…
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Operation ‘I Can’t Quit the Drone Life’: Former President Barack Obama Literally Hits the Ground Running, Trading in Golf Clubs for Bomber Drone Joysticks
If you thought former President Barack Obama had all his bases covered after leaving the White House, think again! Just when you thought those…
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BREAKING: Puppet Masters Caught Red-Handed as Joe Biden’s Speech Reveals Obvious String Attachments!
WASHINGTON, D.C. – The mystery surrounding President Joe Biden’s seemingly unnatural movements and speeches has finally been answered! During a particularly heated political discourse,…
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Sleepy Joe Gets a Pillow Upgrade – Will This Give the President 2 More IQ Points?
Washington D.C. – Just when you thought President Joe Biden’s sleepy image couldn’t get any sleepier, he proves us all wrong with a revolutionary…
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Australian PM Albanese’s ‘Inflation Comedy’ Bombs Harder than the Housing Market Crash of ’08
Australian Prime Minister Anthony Albanese, better known in the satirical circuit as “Albo the Comic Kango,” decided Saturday Night Live was a bit mainstream.…
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Trump Cuffed: Will Holding Criminally-inclined Ex-Presidents Accountable Ruin America’s Time-honored Tradition?
You might want to sit down for this one because an earth-shattering crack has just split the fabric of our nation: beloved former reality…
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Politics
DeSantis Announces Presidency Amidst Sound of Crashing Servers, North Korea Sends Congrats
SAN FRANCISCO – North Korea congratulates Florida Governor Ron DeSantis on his successful 2024 presidential campaign launch. The announcement, delivered via a Twitter Space…
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Breaking: Trump’s Culinary Skills Earn Him a Promotion to Prison Kitchen – Inmates Rave About Perfect Trump Steaks!
Former President Donald Trump has turned his newfound prison residence into a gourmet paradise. Just days after his arrival, Trump was granted a highly-coveted…
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Alex Jones Announces Presidential Campaign with Promise to ‘Make America Crazy Again
In a move that surprised no one, conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host Alex Jones announced his candidacy for President of the United States on…
