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Category: Politics
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Music
Donald Trump Offers to Rat on 6ix9ine in Desperate Bid for Reduced Sentence
As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District…
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Politics
Trump Declares ‘World War III’ after Taco Bell Binge – Bathroom Salutes the Fallen
Palms Springs, FL – Just when we thought the verdict was in on former President Donald Trump’s social media career, he resurfaces like a…
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Politics
Donald Trump Rides Jetski to Freedom: Manhattan DA’s Indictment Just Water Under the Bridge!
Manhattan, NY – Just when you thought 2023 couldn’t get any more bizarre, former President Donald Trump was spotted zipping around the Hudson River…
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Politics
Russia Admits Defeat: KFC’s Secret Recipe Remains a Mystery Despite Kremlin’s Best Efforts
Moscow, Russia – Russian officials have publicly conceded defeat in their years-long covert operation to decipher the coveted blend of eleven herbs and spices…
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Politics
Checkmate, Manhattan: Donald Trump Offers to Write the Manhattan Grand Jury a Large Check
Manhattan, NY – As the world watched with bated breath, expecting a complex and protracted legal battle, former President and renowned businessman Donald Trump…
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Life & Style
From Handcuffs to Haute Couture: Donald Trump Indicted and Arrested, Immediately Lands GQ Cover Shoot
Former President Donald Trump has been indicted, only to find himself whisked away to an exclusive photoshoot for GQ magazine. In what can only…
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Politics
Bernie Sanders Shocks Fans at Lorna Shore Concert by Showing Up in His Famous Mittens, Proceeds to Crowd Surf on a Fold-Out Chair
Fans at a Lorna Shore concert were in for a surprise when none other than Senator Bernie Sanders made a surprise appearance at the…
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Politics
Puff Daddy: If Donald Trump Is So Bad, Why Does He Look So Good In These Stylish Puffer Vests?
New York, NY – In a world where your fashion choices can make or break your public image, one man stands tall in the…
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Politics
A Baffling Mystery: Nation with Lax Gun Laws Wonders Why Mass Shootings Keep Happening
A nation with a deeply-rooted love for arming its citizens is, once again, puzzled by the tragic occurrence of yet another school shooting. Citizens…
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Politics
Jonah Hill Unleashes Scathing Diss Track Against Joe Biden, Accidentally Becomes Right-Wing National Anthem
Jonah Hill has unwittingly become the voice of a generation – a right-wing generation, that is. Hill recently released a diss track aimed at…
