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Politics
Fox News Reveals Shocking Conspiracy: Hilary Clinton and Lizard People Conspire to Overthrow Government
Washington D.C. – In a stunning turn of events, Fox News has revealed that the January 6 insurrection at the Capitol was not, in…
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Politics
Donald Trump Caught Scrounging for Change, Faces Bankruptcy for 12th Time: Is This the End of His Golden Toilet Dreams?
It’s a scene straight out of a tragicomedy: the former President of the United States, billionaire businessman, and self-proclaimed “stable genius” is caught rummaging…
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Politics
Joe Biden Asks Kremlin for Permission to Visit Ukraine, Offers to Bring Snacks and Ice Cream
President Joe Biden reportedly asked the Kremlin for permission to visit Ukraine hours before his recent diplomatic mission, and he also offered to bring…
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Donald Trump Insists He Isn’t a Traitor, “I Just Sold Our Precious Secrets to the Highest Bidder and Compromised National Security”
In a stunning admission, former President Donald Trump has defended his actions during his presidency, claiming that he is not a traitor for selling…
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Politics
#TrumpsLaptop Takes Twitter by Storm as Secret Documents Surface, But the Real Horror Show is Windows 98 and Icon-Infested Desktop
TrumpsLaptop has been making headlines on Twitter after top-secret documents were discovered on the former leader of the free world’s personal laptop. But the…
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Politics
Trump Rent-Free Tenancy in American Public’s Minds Hits All-Time High, Psychologist Reports
In a recent survey conducted by prominent psychologist and landlord, Dr. Charles Mindspace, it has been confirmed that former President Donald Trump continues to…
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Politics
FBI Agents Raid Trump’s Mar-a-Lago Property Again and You Won’t Believe What They Found This Time
When FBI agents raided Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence again yesterday looking for more classified documents, they expected to find even more incriminating evidence. Instead,…
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Politics
Joe Biden Promises to Bring Down Chinese ‘Weather Balloon’ After He Takes a 10 Hour Nap
Washington D.C. – In a surprising development, President Joe Biden has announced his plan to take down the supposed Chinese weather balloon that has…
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Politics
Democrats and Republicans, Shut Up and Pay Your Taxes Like Good Little Worker Bees: Your Money Will Help Fund the War Machine, Because Who Hates the Troops?
It’s time to put aside our political differences and come together as a nation to do what we do best: pay taxes. That’s right,…
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Politics
President Biden Found in Hot Water Once Again as Classified Documents Discovered at Local Jimmy John’s
Washington, D.C. – In yet another embarrassing blunder for the Biden Administration, a box of classified documents from the President’s tenure as Vice President…
