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Category: Business
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Life & Style
North Korea Opens Beach Resort For Foreigners Who Miss Being Told Exactly Where To Stand
North Korea pitches a beach resort to burned-out foreigners seeking seafood, patriotic murals, and the strange luxury of having every decision made for them.
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Business
Denny’s Announces New “Freedom Tap” Program Allowing Customers To Fill Any Container They Bring With Pancake Syrup
Denny's new Freedom Tap lets customers fill any reasonable vessel with syrup, immediately testing breakfast liberty.
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Life & Style
Heritage Dry: Johnson & Johnson Brings Back Real Talc After Deciding America Has Become Too Afraid Of A Little Powder
The relaunch leans into patriotic dryness, powder holsters, and customers who say cornstarch never produced the bathroom cloud they were raised to respect.
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Science & Technology
Reassuring: AI Slop Is Okay Now As Long As Everyone Agrees The Hands Are A Brand Choice
Marketing leaders say the public has matured past accuracy, proportion, readable copy, and whatever is happening to that dentist’s wrist.
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Life & Style
Chanel Launches Pay In 4, A New Fragrance For Women Who Want To Smell Expensive During A Klarna Dispute
The new scent reportedly blends bergamot, white musk, smoked vanilla, and one base note listed only as pending approval.
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Business
Bad Look: Guzman y Gomez Launches 5 A.M. Drive-Thru Tequila Menu For Hungover Tradies
Guzman y Gomez has launched a 5 a.m. drive-thru hard-liquor and paired-food menu for hungover tradies, insisting every Breakfast Margarita is responsible because it…
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Business
Finally: DoorDash Will Now Come Inside And Play Video Games With Single Dads While They Eat Pizza
DoorDash Dad Night turns pizza delivery into a 45-minute companionship window with Player 2 support, light praise of the TV size, and one legally…
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Business
Hard Times: Chick-fil-A Now Limiting Customers To 1 Paper Towel Square And 4 Toilet Paper Squares
Chick-fil-A is addressing its serious financial problems by limiting customers to one square of paper towel and four squares of two-ply toilet paper, and…
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Business
A Win For Equality: Nando’s Replaces Every Toilet With Gender-Neutral Urinals
Nando's Australia is piloting gender-neutral urinals by removing every toilet from select restaurants, calling the bad room a win for equality.
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Life & Style
Bunnings Launches Flat Whites And Acai Bowls After Realizing Modern Tradies Spend $140,000 To Look Tired Professionally
Bunnings says the modern bloke still needs zip ties, but he now wants single-origin beans and purple fruit mush before buying a tap washer.
