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Entertainment
Idris Elba Not Amused by Latest Internet Meme
It appears that actor, Idris Elba, is less than impressed with the latest internet meme that has been circulating. The meme features a photo…
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Opinion
Why Do Kings of Leon Refuse to Stop Making Songs About Fucking?
Ah, Kings of Leon. You salty dogs. You perverts. You’ll write a song about getting your wick wet every chance you get. It’s like…
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Entertainment
SuperCum Trend Takes Over Twitter: Gen Z’s Earth-Shattering TikTok Craze Leaves Boomers Begging for Apocalyptic Asteroids
n the vast expanse of the internet, there resides a realm called TikTok where rebellious Gen Z-ers, armed with nothing but smartphones and questionable…
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Life & Style
Kanye West’s Daring Move: Patents Revolutionary “Upside-Down Socks,” Fashion Industry Trembles
Los Angeles, CA – If there’s ever one name that will shake the foundations of the fashion industry, it’s none other than hip-hop maestro,…
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Music
Jungkook, Military General, Ushers in New Era of BTS Takeover After Successful Military Coup
Today, the people of South Korea were in for a surprise when the K-pop group BTS announced that their member Jungkook had been appointed…
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Entertainment
Leaked Succession Season 4 Finale Script Serves Up Logan Roy’s Rat-Fueled Parting Gift Extravaganza
We’ve gotten our filthy paws on the coveted leaked script for the final episode of Succession, Season 4, Episode 10, and holy shit, you’re…
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Reviews
Veil of Maya’s [m]other Album: A Lovechild of Dubstep and Racing Game Menu Music
Veil of Maya, the once-revered pioneers of the metal scene, have released their latest album, [m]other, with a daring new approach. This highly-anticipated album…
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Life & Style
Gen Z’s Dairy Queen Tramp Stamp Obsession Conquers TikTok
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was ridiculous, brace yourself for the latest TikTok craze giving parents a meltdown.…
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Music
Lars Ulrich from Metallica Proves That He’s Still Relevant by Eating His Own Drum Set
In a desperate attempt to prove that he still has relevance in the music industry, Metallica’s drummer Lars Ulrich recently decided to prove himself…
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Music
6ix9ine Declares He’s ‘No Snitch’, But Will Spill the Beans To Police
New York rapper 6ix9ine, who was recently released from prison, recently caused a stir when he declared he was “no snitch” during an interview…