Life & Style

Krispy Kreme Unveils “Girthy Glazers”: Donuts with Slightly Bigger Holes for Men Who Boast Above Average Girth

Krispy Kreme has announced its latest and most risqué culinary creation: the “Girthy Glazer.” These titillating new donuts cater specifically to men who possess…

Entertainment

Holy Smokes! Danny DeVito Storms the Stage and Steals the Show at Christian Rock Concert

Danny DeVito made a surprise appearance at a Christian rock concert this past weekend and caused a scene that is still reverberating throughout the…

Music

Miley Cyrus Implicates Father Billy Ray in Catalytic Converter Thefts

Billy Ray Cyrus of “Achy Breaky Heart” fame has been accused of stealing catalytic converters around the country. Sources close to the singer say…

Life & Style

Sara Lee Desserts CEO Sends Unionizing Employees to “Sweet Retreats” for a Taste of Hard Labor

The CEO of Sara Lee Desserts, Chadwick “Sweet Tooth” Thompson, has announced that any employees caught attempting to unionize will be promptly escorted to…

Music

Mike Portnoy Caught Red-Handed Eating ‘Under the Table’ in Cheating Scandal

When we challenged the renowned musician Mike Portnoy to an eating contest, we expected a friendly competition. But what we got was something else…

Gaming

Could Mario Be in Your Hometown? Nintendo Urges Public to Be on Alert!

Nintendo fans worldwide are in a state of panic after the gaming giant confirmed what we all feared: Mario, the company’s beloved mascot, has…

Music

We’re shook: Taylor Swift just announced the end of capitalism

The world was rocked today when Taylor Swift, the pop culture icon, announced her plan to end capitalism. That’s right – the singer-songwriter has…

Music

A Review of Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token

In a world where music has become the ultimate form of escape, the highly anticipated album “Take Me Back to Eden” by Sleep Token…

Music

Sum 41 Breaks Up: World Mourns Loss of Band They Totally Remembered Existed

In a devastating blow to the music world, Sum 41, the band you definitely still care about and haven’t forgotten since their heyday in…

Entertainment

Wow! We Got a Leaked Copy of a Script for Breaking Bad Where Jesse Goes to Culinary School and Walter White Is His Cooking Instructor

The cult classic Breaking Bad was almost a very different show. Instead of being about an unhinged teacher that grooms one of his high…