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Music
Thom Yorke Traps Unsuspecting Hotel Guests in Elevator and Makes Them Smell His Burrito Fart
Thom Yorke is at it again! Last night, the Radiohead frontman was seen pressing the emergency button in an elevator and forcing everyone inside…
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Music
Breaking News: Machine Gun Kelly is a Loser
After years of speculation, sources have confirmed that rapper Machine Gun Kelly, also known as MGK, is in fact a loser. According to insiders,…
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POV: You’re a Whammy Pedal and Kirk Hammett Is About to Violate You
As the room darkens, I can feel the anticipation in the air. I can feel the excitement from the audience – knowing that something…
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Life & Style
Local Pizza Restaurant Goes Bankrupt After Anthony Fantano Gives It a One Star Yelp Review
It’s official: Anthony Fantano’s music reviews have officially gone from the web to the real world. In a bizarre twist of fate, a small,…
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Music
Emo Band Sheds Its Skin to Reunite as a Radio-Friendly Pop Group
It’s been almost two decades since the self-proclaimed “saddest band in the world”, Crying in The Rain, came together, and the members of 2005’s…
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Music
Wholesome! Maynard from Tool Just Donated 3 Bottles of Wine To a Struggling Local Orphanage
In a heartwarming display of generosity, Maynard James Keenan, frontman for the band Tool, recently gifted a struggling local orphanage three bottles of wine…
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Life & Style
Heartwarming: Arsonist Loves Keeping the Local Fire Department Busy
John Smith had a unique hobby. He loved setting fires. Not just any kind of fire, either. He particularly enjoyed setting warehouse fires. The…
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Life & Style
Taco Bell Hires Jared Fogle to Tap into Lucrative Prison Market
The fast-food giant Taco Bell has announced they are hiring convicted child molester and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle as their new Director of…
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Music
All That Remains Vocalist Philip Labonte Mistakenly Believes Brandishing Rifle and Chugging Beer is ‘Badass’ at Family Restaurant
Filed under: Second Amendment In a shocking display of machismo and poor judgement, All That Remains vocalist Philip Labonte reportedly pulled out a rifle…
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Northlane Announces New Diss Track Album
Australian metalcore act Northlane have revealed plans to release a new album filled with diss tracks. Titled ‘Straight Outta Sydney‘, the album will contain…
