Category: Culture

Culture

Queensland Man Arrives At Gumtree Meetup With 620 Live Deer After Misreading ‘620 Bucks O.N.O.’

A Queensland man arrived at a Gumtree meetup with 620 live deer after misunderstanding the phrase 620 bucks O.N.O.

Culture

It’s Official: Banksy Is A Fucking Sellout

LONDON—After years of shredded canvases, anonymous stunts, auction-house freakouts, and anti-capitalist murals that immediately became capital, experts have finally confirmed what the public has…

Politics

BREAKING: Trump Declares War On Taco Bell Restroom After 45 Minutes Inside With No Clear Exit Strategy

Aides say the president remains in command, although several staffers admitted the restroom has now held its position longer than anyone expected.

Culture

Local Church Sound Guy Finally Caught After 11 Years Slowly Turning Pastor’s Mic Down During Sermons About Tithing

A church sound guy admits he spent 11 years slowly turning the pastor's mic down during sermons about tithing.

Life & Style

Area Man Enters Seventh Hour Of Explaining The Stall After Wife Asks When Brisket Will Be Ready

A backyard barbecue becomes a full-day lecture crisis after one wife makes the mistake of asking when the brisket will actually be ready.

Culture

Instagram Launches $11.99 DadRock+ Subscription That Adds Creed Energy To Divorced Men’s Gym Selfies

Instagram has reportedly launched DadRock+, an $11.99 tier that turns divorced men's gym selfies into black-and-white Creed-adjacent healing journeys.

Culture

National Pride: Australia Backs Kangaroo Boxing Bid For Brisbane 2032

The proposed Olympic discipline would pair trained athletes with adult male kangaroos in a regulated format built around ring control, veterinary clearance, and Queensland…

Life & Style

North Korea Opens Beach Resort For Foreigners Who Miss Being Told Exactly Where To Stand

North Korea pitches a beach resort to burned-out foreigners seeking seafood, patriotic murals, and the strange luxury of having every decision made for them.

Entertainment

Lucasfilm Casts Lena Dunham As Princess Leia In New Rey-Led Star Wars Film

Lucasfilm has cast Lena Dunham as Princess Leia in an upcoming Rey-led Star Wars film that places Leia's legacy directly under Rey Skywalker's story.

Entertainment

Evidence Locker: LeBron James Thought Space Jam Was A Documentary And Wanted The Rogue AI Taken Into Custody

Crew members say the NBA star treated every green-screen marker like testimony, every cartoon stand-in like a witness, and the villainous algorithm like an…