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Category: Culture
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Music
Customer Is Always Right: Jason Tate Walked Out Of Subway After Refusing To Recognize Sandwich Artist As A Real Artist
The AbsolutePunk founder reportedly covered raw materials but refused to financially validate fake art.
· By Daniel Brooks
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Life & Style
No Red Flags Here: 34-Year-Old Man In Sharehouse Says Women Are The Reason He Can’t Find Love
Brisbane man Andrew Kershaw says modern women have become impossible to please after several dates failed to appreciate his milk-crate bedside table, rotating roster…
· By Laura Hayes
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Life & Style
Support Aussie Farmers: Nation Asked To Help Rural Families Keep Third LandCruiser On Road
Australians are being urged to support Aussie farmers through another difficult period of keeping top-spec LandCruisers in acceptable condition.
· By Martin Finch
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Culture
Promising Update: Nick Fuentes Says He Is Getting Extremely Close To Figuring Out Women
The commentator says only one final geographic mystery stands between him and total understanding.
· By Rachel Kline
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Culture
Heartbreaking: School Bully Just Got Suspended For Teaching Weaker Beta Kids The Important Life Lesson That There Will Always Be Someone Bigger And Stronger Than You
A heartbreaking blow to practical education after a middle school bully is punished for teaching smaller kids that power exists.
· By Natalie Rivers
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Entertainment
UH OH: If Jeff Bezos Is ‘Temu Lex Luthor,’ Bill Gates Is Superman With An Epstein Footnote
The country briefly enjoyed a perfect Bezos insult before realizing its replacement Superman had several dinners with Jeffrey Epstein, a Microsoft antitrust history, and…
· By Rachel Kline
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Music
CDC Warns THALL Mind Virus Has Thousands Of Men Calling Underpasses ‘Vildhjarta-Coded’
Officials say exposure to Vildhjarta riffs may cause men to lose normal vocabulary and begin treating drainage tunnels like sacred texts.
· By Daniel Brooks
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Life & Style
Bunnings Launches Flat Whites And Acai Bowls After Realizing Modern Tradies Spend $140,000 To Look Tired Professionally
Bunnings says the modern bloke still needs zip ties, but he now wants single-origin beans and purple fruit mush before buying a tap washer.
· By Kevin Price
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Music
Bridging The Digital Divide: Green Day’s Tré Cool Donated 6 MacBooks To Disadvantaged Children, Locked Them To Green Day Songs, Then Sued The Kids For Copyright Infringement
Green Day's Tré Cool gave six children free laptops, then discovered the most teachable moment of all was federal copyright litigation.
· By Daniel Brooks
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Culture
Call Of Duty Adds Open Mic Friday DLC That Rewards Teen Players For Telling Adult Strangers Too Much About Home
The new voice-chat feature reportedly gives double XP to players who keep the mic on, answer lobby questions, and unlock a camouflage skin called…
· By Kevin Price