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Science & Technology
Apple Announces iAir
Cupertino, California – In a staggering, reality-bending announcement that has left consumers gasping for, well, air, Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed the company’s latest…
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Science & Technology
JavaScript’s Billionth Baby: Welcome to the World, New Framework!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Set your faces to stunned, because the tech heavens have opened up and blessed us with another JavaScript framework. In…
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Science & Technology
“Vaccines Now 200% Effective!” Declares Esteemed Immunologist Amidst Medical Tumult
Respected immunologist Dr Benjamin Credence, a leading authority at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine and known for his unconventional theories, sent shockwaves through a…
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Science & Technology
Harvard’s Groundbreaking Revelation: Rust Programmers Claim Superior IQs but Grapple with “Shrimpy Schlong Syndrome”
In the hallowed halls of Harvard University, where knowledge pours from every corner like a perpetual coffee machine, an unprecedented study has rocketed out…
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Science & Technology
Former Crypto Bro Turned AI Bro Announces He Is Pivoting Back To Crypto
Just when you thought the yo-yo antics of tech moguls couldn’t get any more nausea-inducing, here comes our favorite silicon valley chameleon, Brad Barkley,…
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Science & Technology
Developer Insists ‘It Worked On My Machine’ as Code Crashes in Spectacular Fashion
Tampa Bay, FL – In a textbook demonstration of utter denial, local software engineer Mike McGonagall insisted with a straight face that his supposedly…
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Science & Technology
Tech Rebellion! Furious Coders Ditch React, Pledge Allegiance to Pure HTML in Ultimate Spite Fest
In the world of Silicon Valley, where the unsung heroes of our time, the programmers, dwell amidst RGB-lit mechanical keyboards and overpriced, fair-trade, gluten-free,…
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Science & Technology
LinkedIn Unveils Chirpy: It’s Twitter-like Microblogging App
Fresh on the heels of Meta’s latest leap into the Twitter-bloodbath with its Threads app, LinkedIn, the networking platform that pleases exactly no one,…
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Science & Technology
Mark Zuckerberg Denies Being a Robot, Raises Suspicion of Being a Robot
In a highly suspicious move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently announced that he is not, in fact, a robot. The statement came during a…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk and Joe Rogan Debate Over Who Can Blow The Most Smoke… Out of a Rocket
In an utterly shocking episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the pixie-haired tech wizard, Elon Musk, hopscotched on to the stage to challenge the…
