Category: Science & Technology

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Elon Musk’s New Space Toilet: The Sh*t That Blew Up His Mars Plans

Once upon a time, in a galaxy not so far away, there was a man named Elon Musk. He was a billionaire with a…

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Ousted From OpenAI, Sam Altman Starts a Banana Stand

So, Sam Altman, the tech mogul, suddenly finds himself booted from the high and mighty throne of OpenAI. What does he do? Does he…

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OpenAI Drops a Bombshell: Sam Altman Out, Smart Fridge In as New CEO

OpenAI, the company behind the brainiac AI everyone won’t shut up about, has given its CEO Sam Altman the boot, replacing him with a…

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Elon Musk Shows Unprecedented Mercy: Snips Only 3 Fingers from SpaceX Leaker’s Hand! The Compassionate Billionaire Strikes Again

They say charity starts at home, but for Elon Musk, it seems that benevolence starts at the fingertips – or rather, ends there. In…

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Paul Graham Unleashes New Essay; Internet Wonders If He’s Become the Yoda of Startups or Just the Jar Jar Binks

Ah, Paul Graham, the tech world’s favorite sentient beard, has done it again! The Y Combinator co-founder and self-anointed startup sage dropped a new…

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Billionaire Peter Thiel Announces His Yacht Isn’t Fast Enough Due to ‘Computational Lag’ in Our Simulated Universe—Plans to Overclock Reality

Hold the phone, Elon Musk—your Martian dreams might be on hold. Why? Because billionaire Peter Thiel, who once bankrolled the ambitious quest for eternal…

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Elon Musk Buys Twitter’s Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not?

Elon Musk Buys Twitter’s Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not? Hold onto your tweeting thumbs. In a…

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Coding, Divorce, and Sal’s Sloppy Slices: How One Boss’s ‘Gesture’ Became a Viral Joke Among Devs

It was a regular Tuesday evening in the dimly lit office of FAANG Co, where the Dev Team was putting in another weekend’s worth…

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Nuclear Sushi, Anyone? Japan’s Newest Water Feature From the Heart of Fukushima

Hold onto your chopsticks because Japan is about to make the biggest splash in the Pacific since Godzilla took a bath! That’s right, people,…

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Elon Musk Rips Up the Rulebook: Twitter ‘X’ to Implement Digital Communism!

San Francisco, CA – In what can only be described as Silicon Valley’s boldest crossover episode, Elon Musk has announced his latest venture: a…