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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Orders Twitter Engineers to Turn Twitter into an Elon Musk Digital Billboard
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover: The End of Sanity, The Birth of a New Era of Crazy
When Elon acquired Twitter, he promised to take the platform to new heights. Little did the world know, those new heights would be a…
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Science & Technology
Reddit and Trump’s Truth Social to Merge
Reddit has announced its merger with Trump’s Truth Social, a social media platform known for spreading misinformation and conspiracy theories. The two companies have…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Offers to Build China a Spy Weather Balloon So Good, They Can Call It a ‘Weather Balloon’ With a Straight Face
In a bold move, billionaire and tech mogul Elon Musk has offered to build the Chinese Communist Party a weather balloon that is faster,…
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Science & Technology
Wow! We Let Elon Musk Drill a 4mm Hole into Our Skull and Now We Have a Headache
At Vanflip, we are always on the lookout for the latest trends and technological advancements, even if they sound like a terrible idea. So…
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Science & Technology
Pfizer Unveils Revolutionary New Virus, ‘Pfiz-23’; Vaccine to Follow Closely Behind
Pfizer has announced the creation of a brand new virus, cleverly named “Pfiz-23”. But before you panic, the pharmaceutical giant has already developed a…
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Music
Neil deGrasse Tyson: ‘Djent is Not a Genre, It’s a Mathematical Equation’
Renowned astrophysicist and science commentator Neil deGrasse Tyson has weighed in on the hotly contested debate among music fans and musicians: Is djent a…
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Science & Technology
Taliban Unveils Revolutionary ‘Mentos and Coke’ Space Program
KABUL, AFGHANISTAN—In a surprise press conference held deep within the mountains of Afghanistan, the Taliban announced the launch of their new space program, set…
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Science & Technology
#MountainDewTime: Elon Musk’s 10 Radical Twitter Policy Changes and What They Mean for You
Twitter users everywhere have been buzzing with the news that tech tycoon Elon Musk is shaking things up with 10 new policy changes to…
