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Science & Technology
Paul Graham Unleashes New Essay; Internet Wonders If He’s Become the Yoda of Startups or Just the Jar Jar Binks
Ah, Paul Graham, the tech world’s favorite sentient beard, has done it again! The Y Combinator co-founder and self-anointed startup sage dropped a new…
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Billionaire Peter Thiel Announces His Yacht Isn’t Fast Enough Due to ‘Computational Lag’ in Our Simulated Universe—Plans to Overclock Reality
Hold the phone, Elon Musk—your Martian dreams might be on hold. Why? Because billionaire Peter Thiel, who once bankrolled the ambitious quest for eternal…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Buys Twitter’s Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not?
Elon Musk Buys Twitter’s Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not? Hold onto your tweeting thumbs. In a…
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Coding, Divorce, and Sal’s Sloppy Slices: How One Boss’s ‘Gesture’ Became a Viral Joke Among Devs
It was a regular Tuesday evening in the dimly lit office of FAANG Co, where the Dev Team was putting in another weekend’s worth…
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Science & Technology
Nuclear Sushi, Anyone? Japan’s Newest Water Feature From the Heart of Fukushima
Hold onto your chopsticks because Japan is about to make the biggest splash in the Pacific since Godzilla took a bath! That’s right, people,…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Rips Up the Rulebook: Twitter ‘X’ to Implement Digital Communism!
San Francisco, CA – In what can only be described as Silicon Valley’s boldest crossover episode, Elon Musk has announced his latest venture: a…
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Science & Technology
Apple Announces iAir
Cupertino, California – In a staggering, reality-bending announcement that has left consumers gasping for, well, air, Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed the company’s latest…
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Science & Technology
JavaScript’s Billionth Baby: Welcome to the World, New Framework!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Set your faces to stunned, because the tech heavens have opened up and blessed us with another JavaScript framework. In…
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Science & Technology
“Vaccines Now 200% Effective!” Declares Esteemed Immunologist Amidst Medical Tumult
Respected immunologist Dr Benjamin Credence, a leading authority at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine and known for his unconventional theories, sent shockwaves through a…
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Science & Technology
Harvard’s Groundbreaking Revelation: Rust Programmers Claim Superior IQs but Grapple with “Shrimpy Schlong Syndrome”
In the hallowed halls of Harvard University, where knowledge pours from every corner like a perpetual coffee machine, an unprecedented study has rocketed out…
