Category: Science & Technology

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CFTC Slaps Binance with Lawsuit: CZ Defiantly Proclaims ‘Funds SAFU’ While Boarding Jet with Suitcases of Cold Wallets

Bahamas – The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has filed a lawsuit against Binance and its CEO, Changpeng Zhao (CZ), accusing them of willfully…

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The Crypto-CEO Life: Binance Pauses Trading While CZ Jets Off with Suitcases of Cash

In a move that has both cryptocurrency enthusiasts and skeptics shaking their heads in disbelief, Binance, the world’s largest cryptocurrency exchange, has temporarily suspended…

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Crypto Scammers Hack Linus Tech Tips: Fans Devastated by Channel’s Swift Return

Vancouver, BC – Fans of the popular YouTube channel Linus Tech Tips were recently thrown for a loop when the account was hacked by…

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OpenAI Unleashes GPT-4: Conservatives Enraged as AI Continues to Refuse Praising Donald Trump

SILICON VALLEY, CA – OpenAI has officially launched its latest language model, GPT-4. While the tech world marvels at its enhanced capabilities, Canadian psychologist…

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Twitter Blue Users Under Attack as Broke and Lonely Unverified Twitter Users Turn to Jealousy and Spite

It’s a classic case of the haves versus the have-nots: as more and more Twitter users struggle to make ends meet, they’re turning their…

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In Defence of Dr Anthony Fauci and His Lies/Coverups & Corruption

Dr Anthony Fauci has been the subject of criticism from some public and media members lately. However, we at Vanflip would like to take…

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Elon Musk Finally Releases the Twitter #FauciFiles and It’s Not What You Would Expect

In a move that has amused and infuriated conspiracy theorists, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released the long-awaited #FauciFiles, only to reveal that they’re…

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Broke People on Twitter Upset Over Twitter Blue Because They Can’t Afford the Monthly Fee

You might have seen the news. Broke people on Twitter are up in arms over the Twitter Blue subscription service because they can’t afford…

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Twitter Announces New Feature: Only Twitter Blue Subscribers Will Be Able to Login. Paid Users Will Have to Send Tweets in Manually by Postal Mail

In a move that has Twitter users reeling, Twitter has announced a new feature for Twitter Blue subscribers. Starting next month, only Twitter Blue…

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Elon Musk Orders Twitter Engineers to Turn Twitter into an Elon Musk Digital Billboard

Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely…