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Category: Science & Technology
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Science & Technology
10 Shocking Siri Features They Don’t Want You to Know About: Siri’s Secret Life Exposed!
PALO ALTO, CA – As it turns out, your trusty iPhone assistant Siri may be hiding some mind-boggling features that will make you question…
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Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt
Silicon Valley, CA – Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions…
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Science & Technology
Forget ElonJet! This New App Tells You When Elon Musk Takes a Dump
In a world where tech CEOs are constantly under the microscope, one app is boldly going where no app has gone before – straight…
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Science & Technology
Guy Sebastian’s Wuhan Connection: Unraveling the Singer’s Ties to the COVID-19 Pandemic
Wuhan, China – A growing body of evidence is beginning to suggest that Australian pop star Guy Sebastian’s November 2019 visit to Wuhan may…
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Science & Technology
CFTC Slaps Binance with Lawsuit: CZ Defiantly Proclaims ‘Funds SAFU’ While Boarding Jet with Suitcases of Cold Wallets
Bahamas – The Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) has filed a lawsuit against Binance and its CEO, Changpeng Zhao (CZ), accusing them of willfully…
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Science & Technology
The Crypto-CEO Life: Binance Pauses Trading While CZ Jets Off with Suitcases of Cash
In a move that has both cryptocurrency enthusiasts and skeptics shaking their heads in disbelief, Binance, the world’s largest cryptocurrency exchange, has temporarily suspended…
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Science & Technology
Crypto Scammers Hack Linus Tech Tips: Fans Devastated by Channel’s Swift Return
Vancouver, BC – Fans of the popular YouTube channel Linus Tech Tips were recently thrown for a loop when the account was hacked by…
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Science & Technology
OpenAI Unleashes GPT-4: Conservatives Enraged as AI Continues to Refuse Praising Donald Trump
SILICON VALLEY, CA – OpenAI has officially launched its latest language model, GPT-4. While the tech world marvels at its enhanced capabilities, Canadian psychologist…
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Science & Technology
Twitter Blue Users Under Attack as Broke and Lonely Unverified Twitter Users Turn to Jealousy and Spite
It’s a classic case of the haves versus the have-nots: as more and more Twitter users struggle to make ends meet, they’re turning their…
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Science & Technology
In Defence of Dr Anthony Fauci and His Lies/Coverups & Corruption
Dr Anthony Fauci has been the subject of criticism from some public and media members lately. However, we at Vanflip would like to take…
