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Life & Style
Zac Efron’s Top 10 Music Festival Toilet Experiences: From the Grotesque to the Grandiose
In an exclusive reveal with Vanflip, Zac Efron has decided to flush away the secrecy and share his personal rankings of music festival toilets…
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Your Parents’ Divorce Is Officially Your Fault
In what can only be described as a monumental breakthrough in the field of parental blame dynamics, researchers at the Institute of It’s Always…
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Grandpa Ignores Warning, Embarks on Psychotropic Lettuce Odyssey
In what could only be described as a heroic feat of culinary daring or the early onset of senility, local granddad Jerry “The Iron…
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Stick It To The Doughminatrix: Auntie Anne’s Announces New “Gender Neutral” Pretzels!
Hold on to your traditional gender roles, folks, because Auntie Anne’s is kneading out the binary with its latest woke bake: the “Gender Neutral”…
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Vaccination or Vacation? Local Man Mistakes Heroin for COVID Shot, Now High on Immunity and Everything Else
In a world where getting jabbed has become the new norm, one local man took “shooting up” to a whole new level. Meet Jerry,…
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Men, Pizza, and Equality – How a Male-Only Pizza Joint Is Breaking the Gender Crust Barrier for an Extra Slice of Cash
Hold onto your pepperonis, dear pizza enthusiasts, because the world’s most macho pizzeria now serves slices of equality with a side of capitalism. That’s…
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Tom from MySpace is Your Only Real Friend: Here’s Why You Owe Him a Beer
Remember Tom from MySpace? Yeah, that eternally friendly face, grinning from the depths of cyberspace like a digital Cheshire Cat, never changing, always welcoming.…
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Dr Jordan Peterson Ordered to Undergo Gender Affirmation Surgery? Canadian Court’s Ruling Sparks Intellectual Showdown with the Radical Left!
In a ruling that’s left intellectuals, pundits, and followers of the “radical left” wetting their pants in excitement, a Canadian court has ordered Dr.…
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5G Demons in Your Drain? Plumber’s Shocking Revelation Will Make You Question Your Wi-Fi and Your Life Choices
Buckle up because we’re about to plunge into a whirlpool of truth wilder than a sewer line on Taco Tuesday. Ever wonder why your…
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Life & Style
Elon Musk’s Barista’s Uncle’s Brother’s Dog Walker Speaks Out: The Shocking Inside Scoop You Won’t Believe
Hold on to your Teslas, guys and gals. You won’t believe the kind of access we’ve managed to score. Elon Musk’s barista’s uncle’s brother’s…
