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Life & Style
KFC Seizes Texas in Greasy Coup, Declares State a “Chickenocracy”
PLANO, TX – Texans traded their ten-gallon hats for gravy-stained bucket lids today after Kentucky Fried Chicken executed a hostile takeover of the state…
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Yale University’s Big Segregation Comeback: “America’s Back, and We’ve Got the Dorms to Prove It!”
New Haven, CT – Yale University, the Ivy League’s self-proclaimed arbiter of moral superiority, has decided to dust off an old American playbook and…
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Life & Style
Pope Francis Orders Vatican to “Party Like It’s 999” as He Nears the End
ROME – With Pope Francis clinging to life in Gemelli Hospital, the Vatican dropped a bombshell Monday afternoon that has Catholics worldwide clutching their…
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Life & Style
Wellness Influencer Declares Her Body A Temple While Dropping Another MDMA Pill At Local Rave Under 5G Towers
LOS ANGELES, CA — Local wellness influencer and self-proclaimed “spiritual goddess” Luna Starbeam took to social media last night to remind her followers that…
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Elon Musk Offers Discounted Teslas to Women Who Agree to Carry His Offspring, Declares Himself ‘Father of Mars’
AUSTIN, TX – In his latest attempt to outdo his own absurdity, billionaire tech overlord Elon Musk has announced an unprecedented new Tesla discount…
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Life & Style
KFC’s Secret Recipe: Are KFC Behind The Mysterious Death of Jeffrey Epstein?
It has been alleged that KFC, the fast-food chain known for its delicious fried chicken, may have orchestrated the death of wealthy pedophile Jeffrey…
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Local Man Hears Voices, Decides to Take Out His Rage on a Warehouse Full of Paper Towels
A local man, known only as Tim, has decided to take matters into his own hands by burning down a warehouse full of paper…
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Zac Efron’s Top 10 Music Festival Toilet Experiences: From the Grotesque to the Grandiose
In an exclusive reveal with Vanflip, Zac Efron has decided to flush away the secrecy and share his personal rankings of music festival toilets…
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Life & Style
Your Parents’ Divorce Is Officially Your Fault
In what can only be described as a monumental breakthrough in the field of parental blame dynamics, researchers at the Institute of It’s Always…
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Life & Style
Grandpa Ignores Warning, Embarks on Psychotropic Lettuce Odyssey
In what could only be described as a heroic feat of culinary daring or the early onset of senility, local granddad Jerry “The Iron…
