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Life & Style
Living the High Life: How this Drug Dealer Makes a Killing Selling Bootleg Movies
When most people think of drug dealers, they think of shady characters lurking in dark alleys and backrooms, peddling illicit substances. But one enterprising…
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Life & Style
It’s Time to Bring Back Planking
In a world where TikTok challenges and viral dance craze come and go faster than you can say “Fleeky McFlossy,” it’s easy to forget…
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Life & Style
Bad News! Subway Forced to Find New Cookie Dough Ingredient After Rare Animal Goes Extinct
Well, this sucks. The rare animal that secretes the special dough used in Subway’s beloved cookies has gone extinct. The animal, known as the…
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Life & Style
J.K. Rowling Shocks Nation by Single-Handedly Saving Trans Person, Proceeds to Lecture on Gender
Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling stopped her car on the side of the road to rescue a trans person from a burning vehicle, only…
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Life & Style
Elon Musk Finds Gem-Encrypted Dogecoin Mine, Raises the Stakes in Meme Economy!
Cupertino, CA – Tech billionaire and part-time Martian hopeful Elon Musk has once again shocked the world as he announces the unearthing of a…
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Life & Style
Papa John’s Takes a Big Slice of the Woke Pie With Revolutionary Gender-Neutral Pizzas!
Pizza aficionados, brace yourselves – the pizza world as we know it is about to change! If you thought Nike and Bud Light cornered…
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Life & Style
Walmart Announces Plan to Inspire Shoppers with Uplifting Anthem ‘Another Day, Another Dollar’
In a bold move to boost morale and inspire its shoppers, Walmart has announced plans to play motivational music through its loudspeakers. The retail…
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Life & Style
Anheuser-Busch Throws a Bone to the Right: Introducing the KKK Edition Bud Light
Just when you thought Anheuser-Busch couldn’t be any more controversial, they’ve set the bar higher (or lower, depending on your perspective) by introducing their…
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Life & Style
Waffle House Declares National No Bill Day! Everything Is Free For The Next 24 Hours
The renowned Waffle House has taken it upon itself to transform the lives of hungry Americans by announcing today as National No Bill Day.…
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Life & Style
The Secret Swahili Shame of ‘Rizz’: Why You’ll Never Use This Slang Word Again!
The slang term “Rizz,” beloved by hipsters and wannabe cool kids everywhere, has a dark secret. That’s right, the word you’ve been using to…
