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Life & Style
Pope Francis Orders Vatican to “Party Like It’s 999” as He Nears the End
ROME – With Pope Francis clinging to life in Gemelli Hospital, the Vatican dropped a bombshell Monday afternoon that has Catholics worldwide clutching their…
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Life & Style
Wellness Influencer Declares Her Body A Temple While Dropping Another MDMA Pill At Local Rave Under 5G Towers
LOS ANGELES, CA — Local wellness influencer and self-proclaimed “spiritual goddess” Luna Starbeam took to social media last night to remind her followers that…
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Elon Musk Offers Discounted Teslas to Women Who Agree to Carry His Offspring, Declares Himself ‘Father of Mars’
AUSTIN, TX – In his latest attempt to outdo his own absurdity, billionaire tech overlord Elon Musk has announced an unprecedented new Tesla discount…
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KFC’s Secret Recipe: Are KFC Behind The Mysterious Death of Jeffrey Epstein?
It has been alleged that KFC, the fast-food chain known for its delicious fried chicken, may have orchestrated the death of wealthy pedophile Jeffrey…
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Local Man Hears Voices, Decides to Take Out His Rage on a Warehouse Full of Paper Towels
A local man, known only as Tim, has decided to take matters into his own hands by burning down a warehouse full of paper…
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Zac Efron’s Top 10 Music Festival Toilet Experiences: From the Grotesque to the Grandiose
In an exclusive reveal with Vanflip, Zac Efron has decided to flush away the secrecy and share his personal rankings of music festival toilets…
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Your Parents’ Divorce Is Officially Your Fault
In what can only be described as a monumental breakthrough in the field of parental blame dynamics, researchers at the Institute of It’s Always…
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Grandpa Ignores Warning, Embarks on Psychotropic Lettuce Odyssey
In what could only be described as a heroic feat of culinary daring or the early onset of senility, local granddad Jerry “The Iron…
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Stick It To The Doughminatrix: Auntie Anne’s Announces New “Gender Neutral” Pretzels!
Hold on to your traditional gender roles, folks, because Auntie Anne’s is kneading out the binary with its latest woke bake: the “Gender Neutral”…
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Vaccination or Vacation? Local Man Mistakes Heroin for COVID Shot, Now High on Immunity and Everything Else
In a world where getting jabbed has become the new norm, one local man took “shooting up” to a whole new level. Meet Jerry,…
