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Life & Style
Groundbreaking Study Confirms Microwaving Smarties: Unlock the Ultimate Candy Experience, Enhance Your Intellectual Prowess
Brace yourselves, you sugar-obsessed pseudo-intellectuals: A team of dexterous scientists at the highly prestigious Albuquerque Candy Research Institute (ACRI) have unequivocally validated what you’ve…
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Life & Style
Sick of Ticketmaster’s Astronomical Fees? Tough Luck, Pal: There’s No Escape from This Money-Sucking Giant!
It’s a tale as old as time: anxiously waiting for your favorite band’s concert tickets to go on sale, only to have your excitement…
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Company Runs Escape Room Team Bonding Exercise, Forgets to Leave a Window Open
SAN FRANCISCO – To boost morale and promote camaraderie, local tech start-up ByteNite thought, “Hey, why not try an escape room bonding exercise?” Little…
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What is a Woman?” Asks Incel, Who Hasn’t Lost His Virginity Yet
Hunkered down in his basement lair, surrounded by an assortment of waifu body pillows, 32-year-old self-proclaimed involuntary celibate (incel) Kevin McMasterson has embarked on…
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Chaos in the Coop: KFC Unveils Emergency Protocols Amid Fears of Zombie Colonel Sanders’ Revival and Cravings for Employee Brains
LOUISVILLE, KY – An unauthorized peek at KFC’s top-secret playbook for dealing with potential crises has exposed a truly fowl scenario: one in which…
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“I’m a Dog Mom!” Boasts Woman Condescendingly to Exhausted Newborn Parents
(New York, NY) At a local Starbucks on a sunny afternoon, tired newborn parents Sarah and Mike Thompson sipped their much-needed coffee while juggling…
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Local Psychopath Terrifies Neighborhood by Not Rinsing Plates Before Putting Them in the Dishwasher
Residents of a quiet suburban neighborhood are living in fear after discovering that one of their own is a psychopath who doesn’t rinse plates…
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Life & Style
Wholesome: This Small-Town Cop Doesn’t Shoot Unarmed Civilians
In the small, sleepy town of Squeezyville, Officer Ronald Jones has been uniquely keeping the peace. Officer Jones’ approach to policing differs from his…
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McDonald’s Sours Soft Serve Fans with News of Extinct Ice Cream Creature
McDonald’s loyal customers were left in shock and dismayed today as the fast food giant announced that the creature from which the crucial ingredient…
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Exhausted Soccer Mom Delivers Knockout Blow to Conor McGregor in Walmart Parking Lot Brawl
It was a typical Tuesday evening at the local Walmart parking lot when washed-up drunk and former UFC champion Conor McGregor met his match.…
