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Life & Style
Shit Just Got Real: In-N-Out Burger Says ‘Fuck No’ to Fucking in the Restrooms
Straight from the grease-slicked heart of California, a travesty is unfolding. In-N-Out Burger, the fast food joint worshipped for its secret sauce and animal-style…
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Life & Style
Kanye West’s Daring Move: Patents Revolutionary “Upside-Down Socks,” Fashion Industry Trembles
Los Angeles, CA – If there’s ever one name that will shake the foundations of the fashion industry, it’s none other than hip-hop maestro,…
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Life & Style
Gen Z’s Dairy Queen Tramp Stamp Obsession Conquers TikTok
SAN FRANCISCO, CA — If you thought the Tide Pod Challenge was ridiculous, brace yourself for the latest TikTok craze giving parents a meltdown.…
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Krispy Kreme Unveils “Girthy Glazers”: Donuts with Slightly Bigger Holes for Men Who Boast Above Average Girth
Krispy Kreme has announced its latest and most risqué culinary creation: the “Girthy Glazer.” These titillating new donuts cater specifically to men who possess…
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Sara Lee Desserts CEO Sends Unionizing Employees to “Sweet Retreats” for a Taste of Hard Labor
The CEO of Sara Lee Desserts, Chadwick “Sweet Tooth” Thompson, has announced that any employees caught attempting to unionize will be promptly escorted to…
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Life & Style
Local Pizza Restaurant Goes Bankrupt After Anthony Fantano Gives It a One Star Yelp Review
It’s official: Anthony Fantano’s music reviews have officially gone from the web to the real world. In a bizarre twist of fate, a small,…
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Life & Style
Heartwarming: Arsonist Loves Keeping the Local Fire Department Busy
John Smith had a unique hobby. He loved setting fires. Not just any kind of fire, either. He particularly enjoyed setting warehouse fires. The…
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Taco Bell Hires Jared Fogle to Tap into Lucrative Prison Market
The fast-food giant Taco Bell has announced they are hiring convicted child molester and former Subway spokesperson Jared Fogle as their new Director of…
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Living the High Life: How this Drug Dealer Makes a Killing Selling Bootleg Movies
When most people think of drug dealers, they think of shady characters lurking in dark alleys and backrooms, peddling illicit substances. But one enterprising…
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Life & Style
It’s Time to Bring Back Planking
In a world where TikTok challenges and viral dance craze come and go faster than you can say “Fleeky McFlossy,” it’s easy to forget…
