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Life & Style
Keanu Reeves Revs Up Appetites with Fiery Motorcycle Entrance at Swanky Italian Eatery
Rome, Italy – Hollywood heartthrob Keanu Reeves shocked patrons at the upscale Italian restaurant, “Il Veloce e il Gustoso,” by making a grand entrance…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Wendy’s Boldly Dares IRS to ‘Make Them’ Pay Taxes: A Fast Food Revolution in the Works?
CHICAGO, IL – It’s a good old-fashioned game of chicken, with a side of fries, as Wendy’s, the beloved fast food chain, has issued…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Axe Body Spray’s Hidden Agenda to Boost Military Enlistment Uncovered
The makers of Axe body spray have long kept a secret from American consumers, leaving them in the dark to bask in the intoxicating…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
It’s 1995: Mountain Dew, Blockbuster, and Your Best Friend Is Sleeping Over
Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, 1995 – Buckle up, buttercups. It’s Friday night, and it’s about to get wild. The scent of your mom’s lasagna is…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Olive Garden’s Master Plan for Worldwide Domination Hinges on Tom Hanks Family Cookbook
Fasten your seatbelts, pasta enthusiasts; we’ve got a saucy scoop that will change the way you view your favorite faux-Italian casual dining chain: Olive…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Unbelievable: Guy Cuts in Post Office Line and Gets Away With It
In a world where chaos reigns and the rules of society crumble before our very eyes, one man dared to go where no other…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Dad’s Nice Shirt Raises Questions About His Intentions
It’s a scene that plays out in households across the country every day: Dad getting dressed up for a special occasion. But tonight’s occasion…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Groundbreaking Study Confirms Microwaving Smarties: Unlock the Ultimate Candy Experience, Enhance Your Intellectual Prowess
Brace yourselves, you sugar-obsessed pseudo-intellectuals: A team of dexterous scientists at the highly prestigious Albuquerque Candy Research Institute (ACRI) have unequivocally validated what you’ve…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Sick of Ticketmaster’s Astronomical Fees? Tough Luck, Pal: There’s No Escape from This Money-Sucking Giant!
It’s a tale as old as time: anxiously waiting for your favorite band’s concert tickets to go on sale, only to have your excitement…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Company Runs Escape Room Team Bonding Exercise, Forgets to Leave a Window Open
SAN FRANCISCO – To boost morale and promote camaraderie, local tech start-up ByteNite thought, “Hey, why not try an escape room bonding exercise?” Little…
· By Martin Finch