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Life & Style
Unbelievable: Guy Cuts in Post Office Line and Gets Away With It
In a world where chaos reigns and the rules of society crumble before our very eyes, one man dared to go where no other…
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Life & Style
Dad’s Nice Shirt Raises Questions About His Intentions
It’s a scene that plays out in households across the country every day: Dad getting dressed up for a special occasion. But tonight’s occasion…
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Life & Style
Groundbreaking Study Confirms Microwaving Smarties: Unlock the Ultimate Candy Experience, Enhance Your Intellectual Prowess
Brace yourselves, you sugar-obsessed pseudo-intellectuals: A team of dexterous scientists at the highly prestigious Albuquerque Candy Research Institute (ACRI) have unequivocally validated what you’ve…
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Sick of Ticketmaster’s Astronomical Fees? Tough Luck, Pal: There’s No Escape from This Money-Sucking Giant!
It’s a tale as old as time: anxiously waiting for your favorite band’s concert tickets to go on sale, only to have your excitement…
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Life & Style
Company Runs Escape Room Team Bonding Exercise, Forgets to Leave a Window Open
SAN FRANCISCO – To boost morale and promote camaraderie, local tech start-up ByteNite thought, “Hey, why not try an escape room bonding exercise?” Little…
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Life & Style
What is a Woman?” Asks Incel, Who Hasn’t Lost His Virginity Yet
Hunkered down in his basement lair, surrounded by an assortment of waifu body pillows, 32-year-old self-proclaimed involuntary celibate (incel) Kevin McMasterson has embarked on…
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Chaos in the Coop: KFC Unveils Emergency Protocols Amid Fears of Zombie Colonel Sanders’ Revival and Cravings for Employee Brains
LOUISVILLE, KY – An unauthorized peek at KFC’s top-secret playbook for dealing with potential crises has exposed a truly fowl scenario: one in which…
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Life & Style
“I’m a Dog Mom!” Boasts Woman Condescendingly to Exhausted Newborn Parents
(New York, NY) At a local Starbucks on a sunny afternoon, tired newborn parents Sarah and Mike Thompson sipped their much-needed coffee while juggling…
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Local Psychopath Terrifies Neighborhood by Not Rinsing Plates Before Putting Them in the Dishwasher
Residents of a quiet suburban neighborhood are living in fear after discovering that one of their own is a psychopath who doesn’t rinse plates…
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Life & Style
Wholesome: This Small-Town Cop Doesn’t Shoot Unarmed Civilians
In the small, sleepy town of Squeezyville, Officer Ronald Jones has been uniquely keeping the peace. Officer Jones’ approach to policing differs from his…
