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Category: Life & Style
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Life & Style
Value Menu: McDonald’s Adds Surge Pricing For People Crying In Drive-Thru
The chain said late-night sobbing demand has created pricing pressure around fries, Coke, and being asked to pull forward.
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Life & Style
Airport Bar Adds Little Curtain For Men Crying Into $19 Beer
The bar says the privacy upgrade supports travelers processing divorce, delays, and boarding group 8.
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Life & Style
Visitor Experience: Yosemite Introduces Lightning Lane For Guests Willing To Tip The Waterfall
Park officials said the program will help manage crowds while letting the waterfall know who appreciates everything it is doing out there.
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Local Sports Complex Preparing For Tyler’s Mom To Get Absolutely Loaded Again
Tyler's wine mom arrives at youth football again, forcing parents and referees to prepare for another legendary performance.
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Life & Style
Helpful: Kleenex Has Started Pre-Staining Its Tissues With Blood To Save Everyone A Step
Kleenex has introduced First Dab, a tissue line that arrives pre-stained with blood so customers can skip the awkward white-tissue part.
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Local Dad Waits Six Full Weeks For Perfect Opportunity To Casually Reveal New Riding Mower To Neighbors
A Wichita dad waits six weeks for the perfect neighborhood conditions to casually reveal his new riding mower.
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Life & Style
Area Man Enters Seventh Hour Of Explaining The Stall After Wife Asks When Brisket Will Be Ready
A backyard barbecue becomes a full-day lecture crisis after one wife makes the mistake of asking when the brisket will actually be ready.
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Heroic: Husband Who Just Got Home From Work Immediately Deployed To Retrieve Wife’s Facebook Marketplace Purchase
A Cedar Rapids husband briefly believed his workday had ended before being informed his wife had already promised him to a Facebook Marketplace seller.
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Life & Style
North Korea Opens Beach Resort For Foreigners Who Miss Being Told Exactly Where To Stand
North Korea pitches a beach resort to burned-out foreigners seeking seafood, patriotic murals, and the strange luxury of having every decision made for them.
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Life & Style
Local Boyfriend Who ‘Just Went Out For One Beer’ Returns Home At 4:13 A.M. To Find Federal-Level Inquiry Underway
A boyfriend who said he was going out for one beer returns at 4:13 a.m. to find a federal-level inquiry already underway.
