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Life & Style
Drunk Uncle Still Slipping You $20 And Calling You A Good Kid Despite Mounting Evidence You Are A 34-Year-Old Man
A drunk uncle continues slipping his 34-year-old nephew twenty dollars and calling him a good kid despite clear evidence of adulthood.
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Australia’s 13 Highest-Paying Jobs Are Mostly Men Near A Ute Saying The Timeline’s Blown Out
The country's top salary list is apparently just FIFO money, LinkedIn cosplay, and one man in Barangaroo measuring mindfulness engagement.
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In-N-Out Under Fire After New Kids Meal Invites Children To Meet Benny The Calf Before Eating Him
The Little Buddy Burger Combo reportedly includes fries, stickers, and a cheerful activity booklet introducing children to the mascot in their sandwich.
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DJ Khaled Discovers Ozempic
MIAMI – Music producer and motivational fog machine DJ Khaled has unveiled a dramatically slimmer appearance this week after what sources close to the…
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Breakthrough: Joe Rogan Announces He Is Now Joe Rogain After Three Small Patches Of Hair Agree To Come Back
The podcaster says the tiny scalp uprising proves that men can achieve anything with discipline, supplements, and refusing to look directly at the mirror.
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Grandma Is Doing Keto, Which Means No More Biscuits
BABYLON, USA — In what grieving family members are calling “an absolutely disproportionate response to one Facebook video,” local grandmother Geraldine “Nana” Whitaker, 78,…
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Americans Relieved To Learn Hantavirus Requires More Effort Than COVID
ATLANTA – Public health officials recently confirmed that hantavirus has officially replaced COVID-19 as the disease people mention at brunch to demonstrate they read…
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Jesus Returns Briefly Before Saying “Fuck This Shit” And Leaving Humanity To Figure It Out
JERUSALEM – The long-awaited Second Coming of Jesus Christ lasted just under fourteen minutes Tuesday before the Son of God reportedly looked around at…
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Meeting Enters Second Hour, Employees Begin Quietly Accepting This As Reality
A meeting that experts confirmed should have been either documented in the company wiki or a seven minute Loom video entered its second hour…
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Racist Man Warns About Foreign Influence Through 97 International Supply Chains
DAYTON, OHIO – Local man Greg Hensley issued a stern warning Tuesday evening about the dangers of trusting “non-Western folks” during a 43-comment Facebook…
