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Category: Culture
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Science & Technology
Long-Lost Crypto Surges 4,800% After One Guy Calls It Bitcoin For Men Who Missed Bitcoin
A dead 2017 coin with no roadmap, no developers, and one subreddit moderator named Greg1984 has become crypto's newest sacred object.
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Life & Style
In-N-Out Under Fire After New Kids Meal Invites Children To Meet Benny The Calf Before Eating Him
The Little Buddy Burger Combo reportedly includes fries, stickers, and a cheerful activity booklet introducing children to the mascot in their sandwich.
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Science & Technology
Exclusive: Leaked Factory Photos Point To OpenAI Relay, A Smart Speaker That Lets Meetings Follow You Home
Factory images point to an unannounced OpenAI smart speaker lineup with Home, Desk, and Room tiers, because apparently the meeting needed a physical body.
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Life & Style
Breakthrough: Joe Rogan Announces He Is Now Joe Rogain After Three Small Patches Of Hair Agree To Come Back
The podcaster says the tiny scalp uprising proves that men can achieve anything with discipline, supplements, and refusing to look directly at the mirror.
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Science & Technology
Kanye West Spotted Wearing Anthropic’s New AI Safety Butt Plug
The new wearable reportedly delivers real-time constitutional feedback whenever the user attempts to start a sentence everyone in the room already regrets.
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Culture
Heartbreaking: Pete Davidson Reportedly Split From Elsie Hewitt After Their Baby Refused To Laugh At His New-Dad Material
The couple's daughter is said to be the top priority, despite having contributed almost nothing to the household's comedy climate.
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Culture
Uh Oh: Dr. Jordan B. Peterson Has Entered Witness Protection After Blowing The Whistle On The Canadian Maple Syrup Mafia
The controversial psychologist reportedly crossed the wrong people after accusing Canada's syrup industry of running "a sticky little archipelago of Jungian intimidation."
