Category: Culture

Entertainment

No Comment: Trump Throws Stephen Colbert Into Dumpster After Final Late Show

Donald Trump marked the end of Stephen Colbert's Late Show run by placing the host in a dumpster and completing the familiar rally dance…

Culture

J.K. Rowling Announces Plan To Personally Inspect Every Woman In Britain Just To Be Safe

EDINBURGH—J.K. Rowling has reportedly announced a sweeping new personal initiative to inspect every woman in Britain, telling close associates that the nation’s institutions can…

Culture

Bad News: Greta Thunberg Has Started Going Door-To-Door In Sweden

The Swedish activist has reportedly launched a door-knocking campaign after residents were heard enjoying the sunshine without first making a small defeated comment about…

Culture

Boundary Setting: Pokimane Asked Fans To Stop Referring To Her Apartment As ‘Our Place’

The streamer clarified that a monthly subscription includes emotes, chat badges, and emotional volatility, but not a California tenancy arrangement.

Music

Customer Is Always Right: Jason Tate Walked Out Of Subway After Refusing To Recognize Sandwich Artist As A Real Artist

The AbsolutePunk founder reportedly covered raw materials but refused to financially validate fake art.

Life & Style

No Red Flags Here: 34-Year-Old Man In Sharehouse Says Women Are The Reason He Can’t Find Love

Brisbane man Andrew Kershaw says modern women have become impossible to please after several dates failed to appreciate his milk-crate bedside table, rotating roster…

Life & Style

Support Aussie Farmers: Nation Asked To Help Rural Families Keep Third LandCruiser On Road

Australians are being urged to support Aussie farmers through another difficult period of keeping top-spec LandCruisers in acceptable condition.

Culture

Promising Update: Nick Fuentes Says He Is Getting Extremely Close To Figuring Out Women

The commentator says only one final geographic mystery stands between him and total understanding.

Culture

Heartbreaking: School Bully Just Got Suspended For Teaching Weaker Beta Kids The Important Life Lesson That There Will Always Be Someone Bigger And Stronger Than You

A heartbreaking blow to practical education after a middle school bully is punished for teaching smaller kids that power exists.

Entertainment

UH OH: If Jeff Bezos Is ‘Temu Lex Luthor,’ Bill Gates Is Superman With An Epstein Footnote

The country briefly enjoyed a perfect Bezos insult before realizing its replacement Superman had several dinners with Jeffrey Epstein, a Microsoft antitrust history, and…