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CDC Warns THALL Mind Virus Has Thousands Of Men Calling Underpasses ‘Vildhjarta-Coded’

Officials say exposure to Vildhjarta riffs may cause men to lose normal vocabulary and begin treating drainage tunnels like sacred texts.

Life & Style

Bunnings Launches Flat Whites And Acai Bowls After Realizing Modern Tradies Spend $140,000 To Look Tired Professionally

Bunnings says the modern bloke still needs zip ties, but he now wants single-origin beans and purple fruit mush before buying a tap washer.

Music

Bridging The Digital Divide: Green Day’s Tré Cool Donated 6 MacBooks To Disadvantaged Children, Locked Them To Green Day Songs, Then Sued The Kids For Copyright Infringement

Green Day's Tré Cool gave six children free laptops, then discovered the most teachable moment of all was federal copyright litigation.

Culture

Call Of Duty Adds Open Mic Friday DLC That Rewards Teen Players For Telling Adult Strangers Too Much About Home

The new voice-chat feature reportedly gives double XP to players who keep the mic on, answer lobby questions, and unlock a camouflage skin called…

Life & Style

Australian Tradie Furious New Ford Ranger Only Intimidates Women, Cyclists, And His Own Financial Future

Codz says the $127,000 ute is nearly practical, once it scares the right people and stops fitting into car parks.

Culture

Bombshell Expose: After A Six-Month Investigation, We Can Reveal Bryan Johnson Is Being Raised By His Own Blood Work

The Blueprint founder has been called a tech entrepreneur, a longevity obsessive, and the man who wants to live forever. Our findings suggest something…

Culture

Alex Jones Launches New Media Venture From Bass Pro Shops Parking Lot After Infowars Studio Goes Dark

After the Infowars studio goes dark, Alex Jones enters his truck-stop prophet era with a folding table and parking lot energy.

Science & Technology

Local Developer Burning 38 Million AI Tokens A Month Still Bravely Has No Product, Users, Or Clear Idea What He Is Building

A solo founder is burning millions of AI tokens a month, generating code at heroic speed, and still has no product anyone can use.

Culture

Heartbreaking: The Tiny Rat That Had Been Living Inside Andy Cooks’ Hat Has Died

Food fans are in mourning after Andy Hearnden, better known online as Andy Cooks, confirmed the death of the tiny rat that had reportedly…

Culture

Uh Oh: Anonymous Are Threatening To Leak Every “Do Your Own Research” Guy’s Google Search History

Anonymous has issued a chilling warning to the internet’s loudest self-appointed truth-seekers.