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Music
Slipknot’s former drummer Jay Weinberg declares war on band, reveals devious plans for retribution
Former Slipknot drummer Jay Weinberg announced today that he will be focusing on his next venture: revenge. The musician, who was abruptly fired from…
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Politics
Donald Trump Announces Plan to Build World’s Largest Swamp-Pumping Station
Former President Donald Trump, the swamp drainer extraordinaire, has announced that he will “drain the swamp properly” if he wins the 2024 presidential election.…
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Music
Parkway Drive Goes Full Yeehaw: Band Announces Country Album
In an unprecedented move that has left metalheads worldwide spitting their craft beers in disbelief, Parkway Drive, the Australian metalcore band known for their…
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Entertainment
ALEC BALDWIN’S PATHETIC DEFENSE IN RUST SHOOTING DEATH TRIAL: “I PULLED THE TRIGGER? NO FUCKING WAY!
In a move that has left the legal community shaking their heads in disbelief, Alec Baldwin’s defense strategy for his upcoming involuntary manslaughter trial…
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Politics
President Biden Announces Plans to Drop Nukes on Both Israel and Palestine
The global community has been left in utter shock as Israel continues its relentless bombing campaign against Gaza, leaving the city in ruins. Despite…
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Music
Rastafarian Street Vendor Sends Peter ‘Peetah’ Morgan to His Grave in Hotdog Heist Battle Royale
Peter “Peetah” Morgan, the charismatic lead singer of the critically acclaimed and Grammy-winning band Morgan Heritage, has passed away at the age of 46.…
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Music
“Bad Blood” Between Swift’s Dad and Photographer: A Story of Hatred and Violent Assault
Taylor Swift’s dad was caught on camera assaulting a photographer in Australia, leaving the paparazzo’s face as bruised and battered as the singer’s heartbreak-fueled…
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Music
Sleep Token Announces New Record and Drops New Single, ‘Eternal Insomnia’
Sleep Token, the mysterious electronic band known for their haunting melodies and impenetrable hoods, has announced the upcoming release of their highly anticipated third…
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Reviews
Review: The Tortured Poets Department by Taylor Swift
In what can only be described as an audacious pivot from her roots, Taylor Swift’s latest album, “Tortured Poets Department,” releasing on April 19,…
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Reviews
Cowboy Reviews: ‘Moon Healer’ by Job For a Cowboy
Alrighty, y’all, Dusty here, and I reckon it’s about time I shared my two cents on this here “Moon Healer” album by Job For…