Life & Style

Good News Everyone: Vaping Is Out and Cigarettes Are Back

Good news everyone. Vaping is out. Cigarettes are back. The glowing pods and synthetic clouds that once signaled cool detachment now read as desperate…

Which Serial Killer Are You?

We stripped away the true-crime podcast voice and kept the workplace pathology. Pick the worst version of yourself and receive a historically cursed name.

Music

Dave Grohl’s Dirty Little Secret Exposed: The Nicest Guy In Rock Has Been Secretly Lip-Syncing Every Drum Fill For 30 Years

LOS ANGELES – Dave Grohl, that tattooed flannel-clad barbecue dad who survived Nirvana, a plane crash, and Taylor Hawkins’ death only to emerge as…

Music

Djent God Misha Mansoor Once Again Caught Red-Handed Taking Bribes From Big Pharma: The 8-String Riff Was Sponsored By Pfizer All Along

LOS ANGELES – Periphery mastermind and djent forefather Misha Mansoor has been busted for the third time accepting kickbacks from the pharmaceutical industry. Sources…

Entertainment

Katy Perry Hit With Sexual Assault Allegations One Year After Her “Space” Joyride: Damn, We Can’t Even Look Up To Our Astronauts Anymore

HOUSTON – Katy Perry is now facing sexual assault allegations from actress Ruby Rose. The claims, surfacing in April 2026, involve an alleged incident…

Politics

Federal Inmates Praise New Culinary Era As Donald Trump Appointed Head Burger Chef

ATLANTA — In what prison officials are calling a new era toward flavor-forward rehabilitation, president Donald Trump has reportedly been promoted to Head Burger…

Music

Ronnie Radke Reportedly Ready To Drop Pro-ICE Song “Back The Badge” While the Rest of Music World Sings Out Against ICE

As artists across genres release protest songs condemning Immigration and Customs Enforcement, Falling In Reverse frontman Ronnie Radke has chosen to meet the moment…

Entertainment

Sources Close to Charlie Sheen Say Actor Is “Fading” as Doctors Search for Answers

LOS ANGELES—Concern is mounting around actor Charlie Sheen after sources close to the family revealed the once-indestructible star has entered what doctors are delicately…

Entertainment

Timothée Chalamet Has Failed Bartending School

LOS ANGELES — Timothée Chalamet has officially failed bartending school, according to sources close to the situation and at least one laminated syllabus that…

Entertainment

Vince Gilligan Confirms Pluribus Season 2 Will Be Run By MrBeast

Vince Gilligan used to write shows about people making awful choices in the privacy of their own secrets. Now he’s writing a show about…