Politics

We Interviewed JD Vance, and It Got Weirdly Threatening

When I arrived at Vice President JD Vance’s office for what I assumed would be a run-of-the-mill political interview, I had no clue I…

Science & Technology

Experts Claim Cyclone Alfred Controlled by HAARP to Boost Supermarket Profits

As Tropical Cyclone Alfred barrels towards the southeast Queensland coast, residents are scrambling to prepare for what could be one of the most destructive…

Gaming

Babe Wake Up, a New Minecraft Mod Just Launched: NFTCraft Mines Digital Gold

In a development that’s got the Minecraft community buzzing louder than a creeper in a quiet cave, a freshly launched mod is bringing the…

Music

Album Review: Lana Del Rey’s “The Right Person Will Stay” is a Glorious Country Trainwreck You Can’t Stop Loving

Lana Del Rey, the pop world’s favorite sad-girl-in-chief, has always felt like America’s melancholy prom queen. With her latest album, “The Right Person Will…

Music

Album Review: The Wiggles’ ‘Wiggle Up, Giddy Up!’ Is the Cowboy Catastrophe You Never Knew You Needed

The Wiggles, Australia’s proudest export since Hugh Jackman’s abs, have unleashed their latest musical monstrosity: Wiggle Up, Giddy Up! dropping on March 7, 2025.…

Entertainment

Nicole Kidman ‘Isn’t Fucking Around Anymore’, Vows to End Zach Galifianakis ‘Once and For All’

Hollywood, CA — After years of quietly tolerating what sources call “an escalating war of passive-aggressive gestures,” actress Nicole Kidman publicly declared on Tuesday…

Science & Technology

Elon Musk Announces Controversial ‘Mandatory Fucking’ Policy for X Users

SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Billionaire Elon Musk announced today that users of X (formerly Twitter) will soon be required to engage in mandatory fucking at least…

Life & Style

Walmart Quietly Approaching AGI Breakthrough, Sparking Fear at Costco Headquarters

BENTONVILLE, AR – Walmart, America’s largest retailer and a staple of everyday consumerism, is reportedly close to achieving Artificial General Intelligence (AGI), sending shockwaves…

Reviews

Nintendo Switch 2 Review: A Must-Buy Console for Incels and Lonely Adults Everywhere

Nintendo’s highly anticipated Switch 2 is landing in a few months, and it’s everything an incel or lifelong virgin could want from a gaming…

Gaming

Exclusive First Impressions of GTA 6

Fans have been eagerly waiting over a decade for Grand Theft Auto VI, desperate for even a glimpse of the game after the infamous…