Entertainment

William Shatner Threatens To Release KFC’s 11 Herbs And Spices Recipe Unless Colonel Sanders Is Removed From Heaven

William Shatner threatens to expose the KFC recipe unless executives remove Colonel Sanders from heaven.

Entertainment

Anderson Cooper Leaves 60 Minutes After Children Refuse Multiple Requests For Comment

The veteran correspondent said he wants to spend more time with his young children while they still want to spend time with him, pending…

Opinion

I Used To Think Barack Obama Was Disappointing. Then America Replaced Him With Donald Trump

WASHINGTON – I used to think Barack Obama was disappointing. I thought he compromised too much. I thought he talked too long. I thought…

Culture

Uh Oh: Anonymous Are Threatening To Leak Every “Do Your Own Research” Guy’s Google Search History

Anonymous has issued a chilling warning to the internet’s loudest self-appointed truth-seekers.

Science & Technology

AI Bubble Pops, Nation Forced To Remember How Anything Works

SAN FRANCISCO – Global markets entered freefall Monday after investors abruptly realized that artificial intelligence companies were losing approximately $14 for every $1 generated,…

Music

Paul McCartney — “The Boys Of Dungeon Lane” Record Review

The Boys Of Dungeon Lane is Paul McCartney’s strongest attempt yet to answer the question: what if a beloved former Beatle got trapped inside…

Science & Technology

Leaked Memo Says Bitcoin Quietly Hired A CEO To Fix The Brand’s Male Energy

The decentralized currency reportedly wants fewer midnight chart guys and more matte-black luxury restraint.

Music

Oh, Sleeper Announces First Album Since Bloodied / Unbowed, Promises “Most Grounded And Mature Material Yet”

Oh, Sleeper announces a new album that appears to be mostly about buying a house and surviving the housing market.

Science & Technology

Microsoft To Introduce Expanded Identity Verification For Windows Users Who Want To Open Their Own Laptops

REDMOND, Wash.—Microsoft is reportedly preparing to expand identity verification across Windows, requiring users to prove they are themselves before opening their laptop, adjusting brightness,…

Science & Technology

AI Lab Assures Investors Profitability Remains One Of Several Theoretical Outcomes

SAN FRANCISCO – Executives at leading artificial intelligence startup Omnithic held an emergency investor briefing to reassure stakeholders that the company remains “deeply committed…