Entertainment

Ricky Gervais Devours Bus Stop Gum Like a Fucking Legend, Proves Humanity Isn’t All Bad

In a world where most celebrities are as fake as the CGI in the latest Marvel movie, one man – Ricky Gervais – decided…

Music

Taylor Swift to Debut “Cntrl, Alt, Vax” Tour in Your City, Ready to Tickle Your Humerus with COVID-19 Vaccine

In the race against COVID-19, everyone needs a shake-up to the monotonous drag of daily life. So, grab your cowboy boots and kitten calendars…

Science & Technology

“Vaccines Now 200% Effective!” Declares Esteemed Immunologist Amidst Medical Tumult

Respected immunologist Dr Benjamin Credence, a leading authority at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine and known for his unconventional theories, sent shockwaves through a…

Entertainment

Lorde of the Rings No More: New Zealand Revokes Lorde’s Citizenship After Singer’s Cinematic Blasphemy

New Zealand has stripped singer Lorde of her citizenship after she publicly declared that the Lord of the Rings movies are “absolute rubbish.” In…

Life & Style

Keanu Reeves Revs Up Appetites with Fiery Motorcycle Entrance at Swanky Italian Eatery

Rome, Italy – Hollywood heartthrob Keanu Reeves shocked patrons at the upscale Italian restaurant, “Il Veloce e il Gustoso,” by making a grand entrance…

Life & Style

Wendy’s Boldly Dares IRS to ‘Make Them’ Pay Taxes: A Fast Food Revolution in the Works?

CHICAGO, IL – It’s a good old-fashioned game of chicken, with a side of fries, as Wendy’s, the beloved fast food chain, has issued…

Music

Butch Vig Spills the Beans: Nirvana’s Secret Obsession with Celine Dion Finally Exposed

Los Angeles, CA – Hold on to your ripped jeans and flannel, folks, because renowned music producer Butch Vig just dropped a grunge-busting bombshell…

Politics

Operation ‘I Can’t Quit the Drone Life’: Former President Barack Obama Literally Hits the Ground Running, Trading in Golf Clubs for Bomber Drone Joysticks

If you thought former President Barack Obama had all his bases covered after leaving the White House, think again! Just when you thought those…

Entertainment

Equality! All-Female LGBTQI+ Titanic Reboot Set to Sink the Patriarchy!

In what is being labelled as a ground-breaking feminist achievement, Hollywood has announced an all-female, LGBTQI+-inclusive reboot of the classic 1997 film Titanic. This…

Entertainment

Federal Reserve Declares Swiftian Economy: ‘Tay-Tay is our New Gold Standard,’ Claims Non-Tour Cities are Doomed!

In a world where pop music is the new gold standard, America’s sweetheart Taylor Swift is now the unofficial poster child for economic prosperity.…