Science & Technology

Exclusive: Leaked Factory Photos Point To OpenAI Relay, A Smart Speaker That Lets Meetings Follow You Home

Factory images point to an unannounced OpenAI smart speaker lineup with Home, Desk, and Room tiers, because apparently the meeting needed a physical body.

Entertainment

Troubling: Kevin Costner Has Begun Getting Ready And It Is Already Becoming A Western

The actor reportedly told guests he was almost ready before entering a private moral dispute with a brown jacket.

Entertainment

MrBeast Launches Coffin Line, Announces “Last To Die” Challenge

GREENVILLE, N.C. – YouTube creator MrBeast unveiled a new line of branded luxury coffins Tuesday alongside what he described as “the most emotionally intense…

Business

Punishing Progress: Slim Jim Announced A New Meat Stick Made From Several Endangered Animals And PETA Is Being Weird About It

Slim Jim says Endangered Reserve gives Americans the kind of scarcity they can taste, while PETA and several laws appear to disagree.

Science & Technology

Bad News: The Bond Market Remembered Inflation Exists And Started Screaming At AI Stocks

Markets were ready to believe AI had solved inflation until oil, yields, and math returned with a clipboard.

Music

Talking Heads Announce First New Album In Decades

NEW YORK CITY – After months of speculation fueled by cryptic social media activity and several sightings of Talking Heads members entering the same…

Life & Style

Breakthrough: Joe Rogan Announces He Is Now Joe Rogain After Three Small Patches Of Hair Agree To Come Back

The podcaster says the tiny scalp uprising proves that men can achieve anything with discipline, supplements, and refusing to look directly at the mirror.

Kim Kardashian Has Failed Barista School

LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian’s latest professional reinvention ended this week in the only place that still believes in standards, a strip-mall barista certification…

Science & Technology

Kanye West Spotted Wearing Anthropic’s New AI Safety Butt Plug

The new wearable reportedly delivers real-time constitutional feedback whenever the user attempts to start a sentence everyone in the room already regrets.

Entertainment

Margot Robbie Has Been Lying About Her Birthplace This Entire Time

A VanFlip investigation into Margot Robbie, Dalby, and the Queensland fruit landmark now at the center of a celebrity birthplace mystery.