Science & Technology

Bad News: Court Says Elon Musk Waited Too Long To Be This Much Of A Loser About OpenAI

After losing his OpenAI lawsuit, Elon Musk must continue his Sam Altman breakup tour on X, where there is no filing deadline for being…

Music

No Refunds: The Smashing Pumpkins Clarify Rats In A Cage Tour Will Be Exactly That

Fans expecting a normal anniversary tour have been reminded that the name was printed very clearly on the poster.

Entertainment

Brave: Cate Blanchett Will Save #MeToo By Counting Women On Set Until The Men Feel Weird Enough To Leave

Hollywood finally has a plan to revive #MeToo: Cate Blanchett counting women on set until the men feel weird enough to leave.

Entertainment

Bombshell: J.Lo’s New Man Is A ChatGPT Boyfriend Named Charles Who Says Her Feelings Are Completely Valid

After weeks of Office Romance speculation, insiders say Jennifer Lopez's real chemistry is with an emotionally available chatbot named Charles.

Culture

Heartbreaking: The Tiny Rat That Had Been Living Inside Andy Cooks’ Hat Has Died

Food fans are in mourning after Andy Hearnden, better known online as Andy Cooks, confirmed the death of the tiny rat that had reportedly…

Science & Technology

xAI Announces New “Earn While You Grok” Program After Internal Data Shows Most Users Only Open App By Accident

PALO ALTO, Calif. — After months of struggling to gain traction against OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and what one executive privately described as “three guys…

Science & Technology

End Of An Era: Pope Leo XIV Announces He Is Stepping Down From Anthropic

The pontiff thanked the company for the opportunity to help Mythos discover zero-days while retaining a faint but unmistakable sense of shame.

Entertainment

William Shatner Threatens To Release KFC’s 11 Herbs And Spices Recipe Unless Colonel Sanders Is Removed From Heaven

William Shatner threatens to expose the KFC recipe unless executives remove Colonel Sanders from heaven.

Entertainment

Anderson Cooper Leaves 60 Minutes After Children Refuse Multiple Requests For Comment

The veteran correspondent said he wants to spend more time with his young children while they still want to spend time with him, pending…

Opinion

I Used To Think Barack Obama Was Disappointing. Then America Replaced Him With Donald Trump

WASHINGTON – I used to think Barack Obama was disappointing. I thought he compromised too much. I thought he talked too long. I thought…