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Category: Science & Technology
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Science & Technology
Scientists Announce New Asbestos
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced Thursday the successful creation of a new form of asbestos capable of surviving…
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Convenience: Tesla Announces Cybertruck Will Now Arrive With Factory-Installed Rust Spots
Tesla streamlines Cybertruck ownership by delivering its stainless steel pickup with factory-installed rust spots already included.
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Local Developer Burning 38 Million AI Tokens A Month Still Bravely Has No Product, Users, Or Clear Idea What He Is Building
A solo founder is burning millions of AI tokens a month, generating code at heroic speed, and still has no product anyone can use.
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Meta To Lay Off 8,000 Employees After AI Correctly Identifies Them As People Who Cost Money
Executives praised the model for discovering the one remaining inefficiency in the company: salaries.
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Bad News: Court Says Elon Musk Waited Too Long To Be This Much Of A Loser About OpenAI
After losing his OpenAI lawsuit, Elon Musk must continue his Sam Altman breakup tour on X, where there is no filing deadline for being…
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xAI Announces New “Earn While You Grok” Program After Internal Data Shows Most Users Only Open App By Accident
PALO ALTO, Calif. — After months of struggling to gain traction against OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and what one executive privately described as “three guys…
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End Of An Era: Pope Leo XIV Announces He Is Stepping Down From Anthropic
The pontiff thanked the company for the opportunity to help Mythos discover zero-days while retaining a faint but unmistakable sense of shame.
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AI Bubble Pops, Nation Forced To Remember How Anything Works
SAN FRANCISCO – Global markets entered freefall Monday after investors abruptly realized that artificial intelligence companies were losing approximately $14 for every $1 generated,…
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Leaked Memo Says Bitcoin Quietly Hired A CEO To Fix The Brand’s Male Energy
The decentralized currency reportedly wants fewer midnight chart guys and more matte-black luxury restraint.
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Microsoft To Introduce Expanded Identity Verification For Windows Users Who Want To Open Their Own Laptops
REDMOND, Wash.—Microsoft is reportedly preparing to expand identity verification across Windows, requiring users to prove they are themselves before opening their laptop, adjusting brightness,…
