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Category: Science & Technology
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Science & Technology
Horny Twitter Users Rejoice: Elon Musk Announces New Checkmark
Twitter seems to be taking the “thirst” game to the next level. Tossy tech billionaire Elon Musk announced that Twitter would be adding a…
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Science & Technology
Child Prodigy’s New Power Source Threatens Tesla Empire: Elon Musk Sends Henchmen to Sabotage
The world of renewable energy is about to be turned upside down, and Elon Musk is shaking in his space boots. In a quaint…
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Neil Armstrong’s True Legacy: The Man He Left on the Moon for Some Space Rocks
You may have heard the famous saying, “one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind” – well, we bet you haven’t heard…
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Epic Fail! Bill Gates Accidentally Releases Vaccine for Next Pandemic Virus That He Hasn’t Released Yet
Seattle, WA: Microsoft mogul and technology soothsayer Bill Gates has done it again – and this time, it’s a doozy. In an epic display…
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George Soros Swipes New York Times with a $7 Lifeline: Twitter Blue Checkmark Drama Unfolds!
Billionaire philanthropist George Soros has swooped in to save the floundering New York Times from the embarrassment of losing its coveted blue checkmark on…
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Elon Musk’s Generous Clown-Face Gift Leaves New York Times Red-Nosed and Speechless!
New York, NY – The New York Times Twitter account has lost its coveted blue checkmark after refusing to pay a measly $7 monthly…
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Bitcoin Plunges to Unseen Depths, Hodlers Insist It’s Just Practicing Limbo for the Afterparty!
As the price of Bitcoin, the digital currency that’s one power outage away from oblivion, spirals downward into the abyss of financial despair, its…
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10 Shocking Siri Features They Don’t Want You to Know About: Siri’s Secret Life Exposed!
PALO ALTO, CA – As it turns out, your trusty iPhone assistant Siri may be hiding some mind-boggling features that will make you question…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt
Silicon Valley, CA – Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions…
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Science & Technology
Forget ElonJet! This New App Tells You When Elon Musk Takes a Dump
In a world where tech CEOs are constantly under the microscope, one app is boldly going where no app has gone before – straight…
