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Science & Technology
Harvard’s Groundbreaking Revelation: Rust Programmers Claim Superior IQs but Grapple with “Shrimpy Schlong Syndrome”
In the hallowed halls of Harvard University, where knowledge pours from every corner like a perpetual coffee machine, an unprecedented study has rocketed out…
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Science & Technology
Former Crypto Bro Turned AI Bro Announces He Is Pivoting Back To Crypto
Just when you thought the yo-yo antics of tech moguls couldn’t get any more nausea-inducing, here comes our favorite silicon valley chameleon, Brad Barkley,…
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Science & Technology
Developer Insists ‘It Worked On My Machine’ as Code Crashes in Spectacular Fashion
Tampa Bay, FL – In a textbook demonstration of utter denial, local software engineer Mike McGonagall insisted with a straight face that his supposedly…
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Science & Technology
Tech Rebellion! Furious Coders Ditch React, Pledge Allegiance to Pure HTML in Ultimate Spite Fest
In the world of Silicon Valley, where the unsung heroes of our time, the programmers, dwell amidst RGB-lit mechanical keyboards and overpriced, fair-trade, gluten-free,…
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Science & Technology
LinkedIn Unveils Chirpy: It’s Twitter-like Microblogging App
Fresh on the heels of Meta’s latest leap into the Twitter-bloodbath with its Threads app, LinkedIn, the networking platform that pleases exactly no one,…
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Science & Technology
Mark Zuckerberg Denies Being a Robot, Raises Suspicion of Being a Robot
In a highly suspicious move, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg recently announced that he is not, in fact, a robot. The statement came during a…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk and Joe Rogan Debate Over Who Can Blow The Most Smoke… Out of a Rocket
In an utterly shocking episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, the pixie-haired tech wizard, Elon Musk, hopscotched on to the stage to challenge the…
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Science & Technology
Mark Zuckerberg Requests Updates to His Software to Be Able to Express New Emotions to be More Relatable to Facebook Users
Mark Zuckerberg, the CEO of Facebook, has requested updates to his software that will allow him to express new emotions to better connect with…
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Science & Technology
Neural DSP Declares End to Capitalism with Archetype: Tom Morello
HELSINKI, FINLAND — In a ballsy move that would make Karl Marx break into an air guitar solo, Neural DSP has just announced the…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk’s death beam satellite: a game-changer or a recipe for disaster?
In an announcement that surprised no one, Elon Musk revealed that his latest invention, a death beam satellite, is almost complete. But fear not.…
