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Category: Science & Technology
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Science & Technology
Gary Marcus Announces IRS “Will Never See A Fucking Nickel,” Challenges Federal Government To “Pull Up”
NEW YORK — Cognitive scientist and AI critic Gary Marcus reportedly spent most of Tuesday afternoon posting through it after declaring that the Internal…
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Scientists Announce New Asbestos
CAMBRIDGE, MA – Researchers at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology announced Thursday the successful creation of a new form of asbestos capable of surviving…
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Convenience: Tesla Announces Cybertruck Will Now Arrive With Factory-Installed Rust Spots
Tesla streamlines Cybertruck ownership by delivering its stainless steel pickup with factory-installed rust spots already included.
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Local Developer Burning 38 Million AI Tokens A Month Still Bravely Has No Product, Users, Or Clear Idea What He Is Building
A solo founder is burning millions of AI tokens a month, generating code at heroic speed, and still has no product anyone can use.
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Meta To Lay Off 8,000 Employees After AI Correctly Identifies Them As People Who Cost Money
Executives praised the model for discovering the one remaining inefficiency in the company: salaries.
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Bad News: Court Says Elon Musk Waited Too Long To Be This Much Of A Loser About OpenAI
After losing his OpenAI lawsuit, Elon Musk must continue his Sam Altman breakup tour on X, where there is no filing deadline for being…
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xAI Announces New “Earn While You Grok” Program After Internal Data Shows Most Users Only Open App By Accident
PALO ALTO, Calif. — After months of struggling to gain traction against OpenAI, Anthropic, Google, and what one executive privately described as “three guys…
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End Of An Era: Pope Leo XIV Announces He Is Stepping Down From Anthropic
The pontiff thanked the company for the opportunity to help Mythos discover zero-days while retaining a faint but unmistakable sense of shame.
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AI Bubble Pops, Nation Forced To Remember How Anything Works
SAN FRANCISCO – Global markets entered freefall Monday after investors abruptly realized that artificial intelligence companies were losing approximately $14 for every $1 generated,…
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Leaked Memo Says Bitcoin Quietly Hired A CEO To Fix The Brand’s Male Energy
The decentralized currency reportedly wants fewer midnight chart guys and more matte-black luxury restraint.
