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Category: Science & Technology
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Science & Technology
Reassuring: AI Slop Is Okay Now As Long As Everyone Agrees The Hands Are A Brand Choice
Marketing leaders say the public has matured past accuracy, proportion, readable copy, and whatever is happening to that dentist’s wrist.
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Good News: After Cookie Consent Banners Went So Well, The European Union Is Brainstorming More Tiny Choices For The Whole Internet To Make Before Doing Anything
The bloc believes users have almost forgotten how grateful they are for being asked 19 times a day whether they want websites to work.
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Bad News For Natural Selection: IVF Now Telling Weak Sperm They Can Grow Up To Be Somebody
Fertility experts say assisted reproduction has opened a dangerous new door for sperm that once would have been told to swim faster or make…
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Former White Castle Employees Say Elon Musk Spent The Mid-’90s Carrying A Bucket Of ‘White Sauce’ And Calling It Humanity’s Backup Plan
Former White Castle coworkers allegedly remember the billionaire as an overnight-shift sauce visionary with a bucket, a population chart, and no respect for refrigeration.
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Troubling Side Effect: The Enhanced Games Are Having Difficulty Keeping Viewers Up
The Enhanced Games promised medically supervised superhumans, but the broadcast is struggling with the same problem as chemically ambitious men everywhere: keeping anyone interested.
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Literacy Crisis: Neo-Nazis Showed Up To Mira Murati’s Neopets Demo After Misreading The Announcement
Former OpenAI executive Mira Murati reportedly unveiled a wholesome virtual-pet revival to investors, nostalgic millennials, and several men who stopped reading after “neo.”
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Filthy: Nikita Boar Triple-Dipped In The Bacon Dip With His Greedy Little Snout
Witnesses say the X product head went snout-first into the communal bacon ranch, turning one kitchen island into a tiny barnyard tribunal.
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Cosmic Horror: Neil deGrasse Tyson Lost A Quarter Down The Couch And Keeps Calling It An Event Horizon
The astrophysicist says the coin has not vanished, merely crossed into a region of spacetime where loose change and remote controls stop returning calls.
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Science & Technology
Opinion: Spotify’s Disco Ball Logo Was Good And Everyone Who Complained Should Have Their Wrapped Read Aloud In Court
For one beautiful week, a music app finally admitted it was a glowing little shame orb that knew every bad decision you made after…
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Opinion: Why Is Everyone Afraid Of Ebola? It Sounds Like Something You’d Order With Lime
With Hantavirus and Ebola dominating the news, one columnist bravely asks whether America is overreacting to what is clearly a delicious regional dish.
