Category: Science & Technology

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Elon Musk Shows Unprecedented Mercy: Snips Only 3 Fingers from SpaceX Leaker’s Hand! The Compassionate Billionaire Strikes Again

They say charity starts at home, but for Elon Musk, it seems that benevolence starts at the fingertips – or rather, ends there. In…

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Paul Graham Unleashes New Essay; Internet Wonders If He’s Become the Yoda of Startups or Just the Jar Jar Binks

Ah, Paul Graham, the tech world’s favorite sentient beard, has done it again! The Y Combinator co-founder and self-anointed startup sage dropped a new…

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Billionaire Peter Thiel Announces His Yacht Isn’t Fast Enough Due to ‘Computational Lag’ in Our Simulated Universe—Plans to Overclock Reality

Hold the phone, Elon Musk—your Martian dreams might be on hold. Why? Because billionaire Peter Thiel, who once bankrolled the ambitious quest for eternal…

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Elon Musk Buys Twitter’s Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not?

Elon Musk Buys Twitter’s Debt with Pocket Change and Pays People to Tweet – Because Why Not? Hold onto your tweeting thumbs. In a…

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Coding, Divorce, and Sal’s Sloppy Slices: How One Boss’s ‘Gesture’ Became a Viral Joke Among Devs

It was a regular Tuesday evening in the dimly lit office of FAANG Co, where the Dev Team was putting in another weekend’s worth…

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Nuclear Sushi, Anyone? Japan’s Newest Water Feature From the Heart of Fukushima

Hold onto your chopsticks because Japan is about to make the biggest splash in the Pacific since Godzilla took a bath! That’s right, people,…

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Elon Musk Rips Up the Rulebook: Twitter ‘X’ to Implement Digital Communism!

San Francisco, CA – In what can only be described as Silicon Valley’s boldest crossover episode, Elon Musk has announced his latest venture: a…

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Apple Announces iAir

Cupertino, California – In a staggering, reality-bending announcement that has left consumers gasping for, well, air, Apple CEO Tim Cook revealed the company’s latest…

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JavaScript’s Billionth Baby: Welcome to the World, New Framework!

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Set your faces to stunned, because the tech heavens have opened up and blessed us with another JavaScript framework. In…

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“Vaccines Now 200% Effective!” Declares Esteemed Immunologist Amidst Medical Tumult

Respected immunologist Dr Benjamin Credence, a leading authority at Johns Hopkins School of Medicine and known for his unconventional theories, sent shockwaves through a…