Music

EXCLUSIVE: Misha Mansoor Caught in Scandalous Orgy with Periphery Fans

Renowned progressive metal guitarist Misha Mansoor, better known by his stage name “Bulb,” was caught red-handed in a scandalous orgy with a group of…

Music

Ronnie Radke: The Peeing Messiah of Modern Music

Falling In Reverse’s enigmatic frontman, Ronnie Radke, has recently been caught in a controversy following a series of inexplicable public urination incidents. As expected,…

Entertainment

How Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour is Fueling Climate Change and Making Billionaires Richer

In a world where a massive, glowing corporate emblem has replaced the sun, and the air we breathe is as thick and viscous as…

Entertainment

Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour Saves Australia from Catastrophic Recession, But at What Cost?

The nation teetered on the edge of economic collapse in the sun-drenched expanse known as Australia—home to kangaroos, Vegemite, and an alarming variety of…

Science & Technology

Elon Musk’s New Space Toilet: The Sh*t That Blew Up His Mars Plans

Once upon a time, in a galaxy not so far away, there was a man named Elon Musk. He was a billionaire with a…

Music

Corey Taylor Weighs In On the Shape of the Earth: “It’s Complicated, But Also, Not Really”

Corey Taylor, the Slipknot frontman known for his insightful commentary on everything from the existential dread of existence to the correct method of eating…

Music

Review: SUPERBLOOM by Silent Planet

Buckle up for a journey into the latest auditory anomaly unleashed by the paradoxically named Silent Planet with their album SUPERBLOOM. This album screams…

Music

Jordan Fish of Bring Me The Horizon Inks Multi-Year Deal with Architects

Jordan Fish, the synth maestro of Bring Me The Horizon, has inked a historic multi-year contract with rival band Architects. The contract, rumored to…

Music

Mac DeMarco Eyeing Off The Last Sandwich At The Office Christmas Party

It’s the office Christmas party, and everyone is gathered around the refreshment table. Platters of snacks, cookies, and other festive treats abound. But there’s…

Life & Style

Grandpa Ignores Warning, Embarks on Psychotropic Lettuce Odyssey

In what could only be described as a heroic feat of culinary daring or the early onset of senility, local granddad Jerry “The Iron…