Business

Hard Times: Chick-fil-A Now Limiting Customers To 1 Paper Towel Square And 4 Toilet Paper Squares

Chick-fil-A is addressing its serious financial problems by limiting customers to one square of paper towel and four squares of two-ply toilet paper, and…

Life & Style

No Red Flags Here: 34-Year-Old Man In Sharehouse Says Women Are The Reason He Can’t Find Love

Brisbane man Andrew Kershaw says modern women have become impossible to please after several dates failed to appreciate his milk-crate bedside table, rotating roster…

Life & Style

Support Aussie Farmers: Nation Asked To Help Rural Families Keep Third LandCruiser On Road

Australians are being urged to support Aussie farmers through another difficult period of keeping top-spec LandCruisers in acceptable condition.

Music

Still Got It: Tear Gas At Ricky Martin Concert Gives Fans First Real Jolt Since 1999

Ricky Martin's Montenegro show briefly achieved danger after tear gas gave fans the most startling pop experience since "Livin' La Vida Loca" stopped being…

Music

Public Menace: Morgan Wallen’s Still The Problem Tour Will Personally Ruin The Vibe At 21 Stadium Shows

Morgan Wallen's 2026 stadium run is expected to sell a mountain of tickets and leave hospitality staff muttering into walkie-talkies before midnight.

Business

A Win For Equality: Nando’s Replaces Every Toilet With Gender-Neutral Urinals

Nando's Australia is piloting gender-neutral urinals by removing every toilet from select restaurants, calling the bad room a win for equality.

Culture

Promising Update: Nick Fuentes Says He Is Getting Extremely Close To Figuring Out Women

The commentator says only one final geographic mystery stands between him and total understanding.

Politics

Public-Private Partnership: Trump Appoints Time Apple To Run Every Clock In America After Learning Tim Cook Already Works At Apple

The White House says Time Apple will coordinate iPhones, watches, daylight saving, and whatever the president thinks Apple CEO Tim Cook is called.

Politics

Opinion: I Miss When Joe Biden Would Pat Me On The Back And Call Me Sport

America has lost something important, and I am not talking about decorum, bipartisanship, or whatever cable news is mad about today.

Music

Ceasefire Declared: Björk Ends Decades-Long Campaign Of Making Israeli Citizens Listen To Björk

After more than 30 years of glacial shrieks, geological synths, and songs that made listeners feel judged by a harp, Björk has withdrawn her…