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Life & Style
Christian Mom Allows Sleepover After Confirming Other Family Also Keeps Worship Music On In The Car
A Christian mom approves her daughter's first sleepover after confirming the other family keeps worship music on in the car.
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Entertainment
Netflix Quietly Tests New Feature That Pauses Your Show To Ask Why You Are Still Alive
Netflix tests a feature that pauses long binge sessions to ask subscribers why they are still alive before starting the next episode anyway.
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Politics
Australian Federal Budget Expands Dream Of One Day Renting A Slightly Nicer Stranger’s House
The Australian Federal Budget gives renters renewed hope of one day renting a slightly nicer stranger's house.
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Science & Technology
Taiwan Responds To Trump’s Maybe-We-Defend-You Routine By Casually Reminding America Who Makes Literally Everything
Taiwan answers Trump's defense waffling by politely letting America remember where the chips, phones, AI servers, and global panic all come from.
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Science & Technology
Dario Orders Cafeteria Staff To Water Down Juice As Anthropic Faces Compute Crisis
SAN FRANCISCO – Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei reportedly ordered cafeteria staff this week to begin watering down all office juice dispensers by 35% as…
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Politics
Australians Asked If They’re Ready To Get Fucked Again When Fuel Relief Ends
Australians are being asked if they are ready to get financially ruined again when temporary fuel relief ends.
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Entertainment
Local Woman Clarifies Her Pitbull Would Never Hurt Anyone Because He Is A 44-Year-Old Grammy Winner
A local woman keeps terrifying neighbors by saying her Pitbull would never hurt anyone before clarifying she means the Grammy-winning musician.
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Life & Style
Local Dad Enters Craft Brewing Era, Forces Entire Cul-De-Sac To Learn What Mouthfeel Means
A local dad enters his craft brewing era and forces the entire cul-de-sac to learn what mouthfeel means.
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Life & Style
Local Mom Continues Calling Baby ‘Heartbreaker’ Despite Mounting Community Confusion
A Cincinnati mom keeps calling her baby a heartbreaker despite mounting confusion from the local moms circle.
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Opinion
I Thought Reverse Cramer Was A Sex Position
NEW YORK – For nearly two years, I believed “reverse Cramer” referred to an aggressive but ultimately disappointing sex position performed by divorced people…
