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Burger King Sued By Elvis Presley Estate Over Unauthorized Use Of “King”

The estate of Elvis Presley filed a lawsuit against Burger King, accusing the fast food chain of unlawfully presenting itself as “The King” despite…

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Meeting Enters Second Hour, Employees Begin Quietly Accepting This As Reality

A meeting that experts confirmed should have been either documented in the company wiki or a seven minute Loom video entered its second hour…

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Racist Man Warns About Foreign Influence Through 97 International Supply Chains

DAYTON, OHIO – Local man Greg Hensley issued a stern warning Tuesday evening about the dangers of trusting “non-Western folks” during a 43-comment Facebook…

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BREAKING: David Draiman Stubs Toe

DETROIT, MI – Disturbed frontman David Draiman was rushed into what witnesses described as a full spiritual lockdown Tuesday night after stubbing his toe…

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Ronnie Radke Busted Stealing Costco Samples

Falling In Reverse singer Ronnie Radke was detained Sunday afternoon after allegedly clearing out an entire Costco sample station at the Las Vegas location…

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Good News Everyone: Vaping Is Out and Cigarettes Are Back

Good news everyone. Vaping is out. Cigarettes are back. The glowing pods and synthetic clouds that once signaled cool detachment now read as desperate…

Which Serial Killer Are You?

We stripped away the true-crime podcast voice and kept the workplace pathology. Pick the worst version of yourself and receive a historically cursed name.

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Dave Grohl’s Dirty Little Secret Exposed: The Nicest Guy In Rock Has Been Secretly Lip-Syncing Every Drum Fill For 30 Years

LOS ANGELES – Dave Grohl, that tattooed flannel-clad barbecue dad who survived Nirvana, a plane crash, and Taylor Hawkins’ death only to emerge as…

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Djent God Misha Mansoor Once Again Caught Red-Handed Taking Bribes From Big Pharma: The 8-String Riff Was Sponsored By Pfizer All Along

LOS ANGELES – Periphery mastermind and djent forefather Misha Mansoor has been busted for the third time accepting kickbacks from the pharmaceutical industry. Sources…

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Katy Perry Hit With Sexual Assault Allegations One Year After Her “Space” Joyride: Damn, We Can’t Even Look Up To Our Astronauts Anymore

HOUSTON – Katy Perry is now facing sexual assault allegations from actress Ruby Rose. The claims, surfacing in April 2026, involve an alleged incident…