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Elvis Costello is getting sick and tired of telling people, “No, I’m not that Elvis. You’re thinking of the other Elvis.”
Despite his impressive musical career and numerous accolades, the legendary singer-songwriter is constantly overshadowed by the other Elvis, who just happened to be a…
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Metallica Fans Left Stunned As Lars Ulrich Shocks Audience By Removing Prosthetic Limb From Orphan Child During St. Anger Performance
Metallica fans were shocked during the band’s most recent concert after Lars Ulrich stunned the audience by removing a prosthetic limb from an orphan…
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Wake Dollar: The Band That Hides Behind Masks Because They’re All Cancelled Musicians
Filed under: not Sleep Token Up-and-coming band Wake Dollar has decided to hide behind masks at all times in order to conceal the fact…
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Slipknot Finally Admits: We’re Not Actually a Band About Tying Knots
After years of confusion and misunderstandings, Slipknot, the Grammy-award-winning heavy metal band, has finally come clean about their true identity. In a shocking press…
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Lorna Shore Conspiracy Revealed: Band Just a Group of Robots Controlled by the Government
It turns out that the deathcore band Lorna Shore is not made up of flesh and blood human beings but rather a group of…
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Mike Tyson’s ‘Wise’ Insight into the Music Industry Leaves Everyone Baffled
After an in-depth interview with the legendary Mike Tyson, it appears the only insight he had to offer into the future of the music…
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EPIC FAIL: Periphery Plays Entire Gig Without Realizing Their Instruments Were Replaced With a Macbook Pro
Periphery recently performed an entire gig without realizing that their instruments had been mysteriously replaced with a Macbook Pro. The band had just begun…
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System of A Down Announces Surprise Album: ‘Yoga for Beginners’
The popular alternative metal band System of A Down has announced a surprise new album, titled ‘Yoga for Beginners.’ The album will be released…
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Periphery Fans Pretend Microphone Still Works at Sold-Out Show
At Periphery’s latest concert, the microphone stopped working halfway through the band’s set, and fans pretended as though nothing was wrong. “It was honestly…
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Sleep Token Frontman Forced to Trade Mic for Dishwashing Gloves After Skipping Out on Restaurant Bill
The enigmatic frontman of Sleep Token, known only as “The Vessel,” was spotted scrubbing dishes at a local restaurant after reportedly being unable to…
