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Local Man Discovers Shocking Reason Behind Daily Potato Deliveries: Limp Bizkit’s Wes Borland is Behind It All!
Local man Joe McGinty has uncovered the unsettling truth behind the mysterious potato deliveries he’s been receiving at his doorstep every morning. According to…
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Periphery’s Frontman Spencer Sotelo Loses His Mind and Gets Political at Concert
The progressive metal band Periphery has gone full MAGA, with frontman Spencer Sotelo ranting about “the wall” and illegals voting in the 2024 election…
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Tom DeLonge’s Legs in Danger as Loan Sharks Close In On The Blink 182 Frontman
Tom DeLonge, the frontman of Blink 182, is in some seriously deep water. According to our sources, DeLonge owes a massive pile of money…
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Sex, Drugs, and Rock ‘n’ Roll: The Rolling Stones Get Kicked Off Flight for Wild Orgies
The iconic rock band, The Rolling Stones, faced an embarrassing situation yesterday when they were abruptly removed from a flight for allegedly attempting to…
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Ronnie Radke Deletes Twitter: Has the Peeing Messiah Finally Had Enough?
Ronnie Radke, the “Peeing Messiah” and frontman of the alternative rock band Falling In Reverse, has taken his social media presence down a notch…
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Slipknot’s former drummer Jay Weinberg declares war on band, reveals devious plans for retribution
Former Slipknot drummer Jay Weinberg announced today that he will be focusing on his next venture: revenge. The musician, who was abruptly fired from…
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Parkway Drive Goes Full Yeehaw: Band Announces Country Album
In an unprecedented move that has left metalheads worldwide spitting their craft beers in disbelief, Parkway Drive, the Australian metalcore band known for their…
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Rastafarian Street Vendor Sends Peter ‘Peetah’ Morgan to His Grave in Hotdog Heist Battle Royale
Peter “Peetah” Morgan, the charismatic lead singer of the critically acclaimed and Grammy-winning band Morgan Heritage, has passed away at the age of 46.…
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“Bad Blood” Between Swift’s Dad and Photographer: A Story of Hatred and Violent Assault
Taylor Swift’s dad was caught on camera assaulting a photographer in Australia, leaving the paparazzo’s face as bruised and battered as the singer’s heartbreak-fueled…
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Sleep Token Announces New Record and Drops New Single, ‘Eternal Insomnia’
Sleep Token, the mysterious electronic band known for their haunting melodies and impenetrable hoods, has announced the upcoming release of their highly anticipated third…
