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Blink 182’s Linguistic Incompetence: A Study in Mispronunciation
It’s a question that has plagued music enthusiasts for decades: why do band’s like Blink 182 insist on mispronouncing words like “head”? After extensive…
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It’s Official: It’s 2023 and Headless Guitars Are Cancelled
After decades of experimentation and misguided attempts at innovation, guitarists everywhere have finally come to their senses and realized that headless guitars are, in…
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Juicy J’s Bed Bug Bonanza: We Bought a Mattress That Turned Our Bedroom into a Fucking Horror Movie!
We purchased a mattress from Juicy J’s Amazing Mattress Emporium on a dark and stormy night. The neon sign flickered, casting an eerie glow…
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Jungkook, Military General, Ushers in New Era of BTS Takeover After Successful Military Coup
Today, the people of South Korea were in for a surprise when the K-pop group BTS announced that their member Jungkook had been appointed…
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Lars Ulrich from Metallica Proves That He’s Still Relevant by Eating His Own Drum Set
In a desperate attempt to prove that he still has relevance in the music industry, Metallica’s drummer Lars Ulrich recently decided to prove himself…
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6ix9ine Declares He’s ‘No Snitch’, But Will Spill the Beans To Police
New York rapper 6ix9ine, who was recently released from prison, recently caused a stir when he declared he was “no snitch” during an interview…
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Miley Cyrus Implicates Father Billy Ray in Catalytic Converter Thefts
Billy Ray Cyrus of “Achy Breaky Heart” fame has been accused of stealing catalytic converters around the country. Sources close to the singer say…
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Mike Portnoy Caught Red-Handed Eating ‘Under the Table’ in Cheating Scandal
When we challenged the renowned musician Mike Portnoy to an eating contest, we expected a friendly competition. But what we got was something else…
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We’re shook: Taylor Swift just announced the end of capitalism
The world was rocked today when Taylor Swift, the pop culture icon, announced her plan to end capitalism. That’s right – the singer-songwriter has…
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A Review of Take Me Back to Eden by Sleep Token
In a world where music has become the ultimate form of escape, the highly anticipated album “Take Me Back to Eden” by Sleep Token…
