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Laugh Out Loud as Drake Backs Down from a fight in an Alleyway Showdown!

Rapper and supposed street thug Drake has been revealed as nothing more than a soft-hearted marshmallow! A bold fan dared to challenge the so-called…

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Liam Gallagher Shockingly Discovered to Be a Talentless, Hacky, Piece of Shit Who Can’t Sing, Write Songs, or Make a Decent Pint of Tea

Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has been outed as a complete and utter fraud, revealing himself to be nothing more than a talentless, hacky…

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Breaking News: Miraculous Ceiling Collapse Saves Thousands From Trapt Concert

Filed under divine intervention. The ceiling of the popular Trapt concert venue, Bucky’s Shitbox Saloon, collapsed mid-show in Boise, Idaho, saving thousands of unsuspecting…

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Tom Kiely From Patient-Sixty-Seven Threatens to Take Out Competition with Violent Methods

Tom Kiely, the lead singer of Australian metalcore band Patient-Sixty-Seven, has threatened to have several rival bands “whacked” in a fit of uncontrolled rage.…

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I HAD DINNER AT ROB HALFORD’S HOUSE AND I WISHED I HAD BROUGHT EARPLUGS

I had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have dinner at the home of Judas Priest’s legendary frontman, Rob Halford. As a casual listener of his…

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Slayer’s Reunion: As Tasty as Moldy Bread

Legendary thrash metal band, Slayer, has announced their highly anticipated reunion, shaking the music world to its core. But don’t get too excited, because…

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Breaking News: Tosin Abasi Unveils His Secret Sauce to Musical Success – You Won’t Believe What He Says Next!

NEW YORK, NY – Tosin Abasi, the enigmatic and suave motherfucker from the progressive metal band Animals As Leaders, has finally revealed his secret…

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EXCLUSIVE: Misha Mansoor Caught in Scandalous Orgy with Periphery Fans

Renowned progressive metal guitarist Misha Mansoor, better known by his stage name “Bulb,” was caught red-handed in a scandalous orgy with a group of…

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Ronnie Radke: The Peeing Messiah of Modern Music

Falling In Reverse’s enigmatic frontman, Ronnie Radke, has recently been caught in a controversy following a series of inexplicable public urination incidents. As expected,…

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Corey Taylor Weighs In On the Shape of the Earth: “It’s Complicated, But Also, Not Really”

Corey Taylor, the Slipknot frontman known for his insightful commentary on everything from the existential dread of existence to the correct method of eating…