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Review: SUPERBLOOM by Silent Planet
Buckle up for a journey into the latest auditory anomaly unleashed by the paradoxically named Silent Planet with their album SUPERBLOOM. This album screams…
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Jordan Fish of Bring Me The Horizon Inks Multi-Year Deal with Architects
Jordan Fish, the synth maestro of Bring Me The Horizon, has inked a historic multi-year contract with rival band Architects. The contract, rumored to…
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Mac DeMarco Eyeing Off The Last Sandwich At The Office Christmas Party
It’s the office Christmas party, and everyone is gathered around the refreshment table. Platters of snacks, cookies, and other festive treats abound. But there’s…
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The Music Industry Needs More Gatekeeping
Ah, musical snobbery, the unsung hero we never knew we needed. You see, folks, we’ve reached a point of no return, a cacophonous quagmire…
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Metalcore Band Pioneers “Middle-Management Metal,” Releases Album Titled “Soul-Crushing Synergy”
Buckle up, emo kids and metalcore enthusiasts! The genre that once gave you the perfect soundtrack for your teen angst is evolving, and it’s…
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The Weeknd’s Latest Announcement Will Melt Your Face Off – Literally!
Stop the presses and hold onto your hairpieces, because The Weeknd just dropped a bombshell that’s about to explode your mundane Monday into a…
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30 Going on 21? The Age Outrage That’s Shaken Rap’s Core: 21 Savage Exposed!
Hold onto your headphones, rap fans, because this one’s a doozy. You know 21 Savage, the guy who’s been 21 for years? Well, buckle…
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Rock Legend Ted Nugent Shocks the World! Caught Stealing Power Like a Teen Pinching Candy – The Scandalous Tale of the Electricity Bandit
The Motor City Madman himself has been caught red-handed, or should I say, “black-wired,” running extension leads and power boards from neighboring properties like…
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Unshackled Britney Spears Ditches Human Collaborators, Turns to Imaginary Friend Sally for Chart-Topping Illusory Melody
LOS ANGELES — Buckle up, music industry: the one and only Britney Spears, freshly emancipated from her controversial conservatorship, has just dropped a bombshell…
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‘When a Person Loves a Person’: Zoomers Demand Bolton’s Ballad Update for the Non-Binary Age
Deep in the heart of Twitterland, a place where every day is a game of “Who’s Next on the Cancel Culture Carousel?”, 90’s crooner…
