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Sum 41 Breaks Up: World Mourns Loss of Band They Totally Remembered Existed
In a devastating blow to the music world, Sum 41, the band you definitely still care about and haven’t forgotten since their heyday in…
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Thom Yorke Traps Unsuspecting Hotel Guests in Elevator and Makes Them Smell His Burrito Fart
Thom Yorke is at it again! Last night, the Radiohead frontman was seen pressing the emergency button in an elevator and forcing everyone inside…
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Breaking News: Machine Gun Kelly is a Loser
After years of speculation, sources have confirmed that rapper Machine Gun Kelly, also known as MGK, is in fact a loser. According to insiders,…
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POV: You’re a Whammy Pedal and Kirk Hammett Is About to Violate You
As the room darkens, I can feel the anticipation in the air. I can feel the excitement from the audience – knowing that something…
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Emo Band Sheds Its Skin to Reunite as a Radio-Friendly Pop Group
It’s been almost two decades since the self-proclaimed “saddest band in the world”, Crying in The Rain, came together, and the members of 2005’s…
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Wholesome! Maynard from Tool Just Donated 3 Bottles of Wine To a Struggling Local Orphanage
In a heartwarming display of generosity, Maynard James Keenan, frontman for the band Tool, recently gifted a struggling local orphanage three bottles of wine…
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All That Remains Vocalist Philip Labonte Mistakenly Believes Brandishing Rifle and Chugging Beer is ‘Badass’ at Family Restaurant
Filed under: Second Amendment In a shocking display of machismo and poor judgement, All That Remains vocalist Philip Labonte reportedly pulled out a rifle…
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Northlane Announces New Diss Track Album
Australian metalcore act Northlane have revealed plans to release a new album filled with diss tracks. Titled ‘Straight Outta Sydney‘, the album will contain…
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Fred Durst Sets the Stage Ablaze in Latest Limp Bizkit Show
Fred Durst, the frontman of the rap-rock band Limp Bizkit, took things to a new level at a recent concert. During a performance of…
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Wiggles Break Barriers with Bold New Djent Album
The Wiggles, the beloved children’s entertainment group, has taken a bold new step in their career with the release of their latest album, ‘The…
