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Is this Rapper Speaking a Foreign Language? Experts Baffled by Soundcloud Rap Artist
In a world full of Soundcloud rappers, one artist stands out from the crowd. Unfortunately, it’s not for his lyrical prowess or unique rapping…
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Tupac Shakur’s Hologram Goes on Rampage in Mexican Village
Residents of a small village in Mexico were left in a state of shock and confusion after a hologram of the late rapper Tupac…
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Local Band Writes Song About Absolutely Nothing, Still Manages to Top Charts
In a bold move that has sent shockwaves through the music industry, local band “The Blank Slates” has just released a new single about…
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Music
Experts Confirm Tupac Shakur’s Death Caused by a Broken Heart, Not Gunshot Wounds
Experts have confirmed that legendary rapper Tupac Shakur did not die from gunshot wounds but from a broken heart. According to Dr Dre, who…
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Late and Lackluster: Frank Ocean Impersonator’s Coachella Caper Includes Tardiness and a Shameless Herbalife Plug!
As if the spectacle of a Fiverr-sourced Frank Ocean lookalike wasn’t bewildering enough for the Coachella crowd, the counterfeit crooner took his performance to…
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Tom Morello single-handedly devours entire chip bowl at party, leaving guests in shock and awe
In a shocking display of gluttony and disregard for basic social etiquette, musician Tom Morello brazenly consumed the entirety of the chip bowl at…
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David Draiman Reveals Disturbed’s New Album Will Drop ‘Whenever the Voices in My Head Tell Me To’
Chicago, IL – In a surprise move, Disturbed frontman David Draiman announced that the band’s highly-anticipated new album will be released “whenever the voices…
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Eric Clapton Has Had Enough! Gives Crowd the Middle Finger During Sold-Out Concert
Legendary musician Eric Clapton reportedly flipped off the entire crowd during a sold-out concert at London’s O2 Arena last night. The incident occurred during…
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Local Metal Band Shocks Fans by Going Woke at Sold-Out Concert
In a move that has left fans scratching their heads and reaching for their earplugs, local metal band Iron Will took a sharp turn…
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Music
Donald Trump Offers to Rat on 6ix9ine in Desperate Bid for Reduced Sentence
As the walls close in on Donald Trump, who now faces more than 30 counts of business fraud charges filed by New York District…
