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Taylor Swift to Debut “Cntrl, Alt, Vax” Tour in Your City, Ready to Tickle Your Humerus with COVID-19 Vaccine
In the race against COVID-19, everyone needs a shake-up to the monotonous drag of daily life. So, grab your cowboy boots and kitten calendars…
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Butch Vig Spills the Beans: Nirvana’s Secret Obsession with Celine Dion Finally Exposed
Los Angeles, CA – Hold on to your ripped jeans and flannel, folks, because renowned music producer Butch Vig just dropped a grunge-busting bombshell…
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A Whiff of Wellness: Tom Morello Confesses to Smelling His Own Farts for Holistic Healing
Tom Morello has come forth with a bizarre yet oddly endearing admission: He sniffs his own farts in pursuit of holistic health benefits. Morello,…
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Kings of Leon to Set Ablaze the Entire Stadium with Exclusive ‘Sex on Fire’ Concert!
Nashville, TN – In an unprecedented move with fans reaching for their extinguishers, Kings of Leon announced today their plans for a one-night-only concert…
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André 3000 Gets Cancelled: Outkast Star Outcasted as Internet Tears Apart His Legacy
Atlanta, GA – In a display of woke gone wrong social media solidarity, Twitter users have banded together to cancel André 3000, the beloved…
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Local Punk Band Writes Songs About Taking Down Corporations But Members Work Corporate Desk Jobs
Local punk band, The Corporate Exterminators, has been making headlines recently for their politically charged songs about taking down corporations. While the band is…
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Spreading the Love: Pearl Jam’s New Jam and Preserve Empire Proves They Can Rock Your Bread Too
Forget arenas and record albums; rockers Pearl Jam are about to dominate kitchen shelves everywhere. The iconic ’90s grunge band announced today that they…
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New Study Finds That Listening to Country Music Can Turn You Into a Farming Superstar
Are you a struggling farmer looking to boost your yields and improve your livestock’s health? Look no further than your trusty radio! According to…
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The Rolling Stones Unmasked: Child Labor Camp in Africa Revealed to Be the Secret Songwriting Force Behind Their Biggest Hits
LONDON, UK – For decades, the Rolling Stones have been hailed as one of the most iconic rock bands in history. However, recent shocking…
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Lead singer of touring rock band says, “this is the best city we have ever played”
The rock band Screeching Sirens has been travelling around on their tour of the world, and they have made one thing clear to every…
