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‘We’re Still Here, Dammit!’ – New Mumford & Sons’ Track Is a Cry for Relevance Echoes in the Void.
Tales of epic heroism usually involve dragons, damsels, and daring deeds. But the latest saga to rattle the pop culture cage is about a…
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Beating Down Heritage: Stray From The Path’s Craig Reynolds Takes Mallet to China’s Great Wall and Noodles
“ Setting the stage in his naturally grungy basement—peeling posters of obscure bands and discarded drumsticks adding a touch of dejected glamour—Stray From The…
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Scott Stapp’s Wallet is as Empty as His Cocaine Bag: Is it Time for Creed to Rise Again and Sponsor His ‘Habits’?
LOS ANGELES, CA – As the sun peers hesitantly over the City of Angels, somewhere in the dark corners of a well-worn recording studio,…
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Taylor Swift Shakes Off Sanity: Announces ‘Outside Stadium’ Concert Experience!
LOS ANGELES, CA – Just when we thought we had figured out the ‘Swiftian’ universe, Taylor Swift, the pop music sensation and occasional cat…
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Taylor Swift to Debut “Cntrl, Alt, Vax” Tour in Your City, Ready to Tickle Your Humerus with COVID-19 Vaccine
In the race against COVID-19, everyone needs a shake-up to the monotonous drag of daily life. So, grab your cowboy boots and kitten calendars…
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Butch Vig Spills the Beans: Nirvana’s Secret Obsession with Celine Dion Finally Exposed
Los Angeles, CA – Hold on to your ripped jeans and flannel, folks, because renowned music producer Butch Vig just dropped a grunge-busting bombshell…
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A Whiff of Wellness: Tom Morello Confesses to Smelling His Own Farts for Holistic Healing
Tom Morello has come forth with a bizarre yet oddly endearing admission: He sniffs his own farts in pursuit of holistic health benefits. Morello,…
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Kings of Leon to Set Ablaze the Entire Stadium with Exclusive ‘Sex on Fire’ Concert!
Nashville, TN – In an unprecedented move with fans reaching for their extinguishers, Kings of Leon announced today their plans for a one-night-only concert…
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André 3000 Gets Cancelled: Outkast Star Outcasted as Internet Tears Apart His Legacy
Atlanta, GA – In a display of woke gone wrong social media solidarity, Twitter users have banded together to cancel André 3000, the beloved…
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Local Punk Band Writes Songs About Taking Down Corporations But Members Work Corporate Desk Jobs
Local punk band, The Corporate Exterminators, has been making headlines recently for their politically charged songs about taking down corporations. While the band is…
