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Gwen Stefani: The Savior of Millennial Spelling Abilities?
It’s a fact of life that most millennials can’t spell to save their lives. From misspelling basic words like “definitely” to inventing new words…
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Bono Finds What He’s Been Looking For After Years of Searching!
It’s been a long and winding road for U2 frontman Bono, but after years of searching for something he couldn’t quite put his finger…
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Vessel from Sleep Token Invited Me To His House and It Spiralled Into a 16 Week Slumber Land Nightmare!
When I got the golden invite to interview Vessel, the enigmatic frontman of the mystic band Sleep Token, I expected plenty of oddities –…
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Buckethead Finally Reveals His True Identity
The world was in shock today as the mysterious and enigmatic Buckethead finally revealed his true identity to the public. For decades, the enigmatic…
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Reviving Beatles Music with AI and Dumpster Nuggets: Paul McCartney Undead and Unapologetic
In a staggering act of musical resurrection combined with delightful vindication, Sir Paul McCartney wheeled out artificial intelligence to conjure an eerily fascinating unfinished…
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Throwing Shade: Morgan Freeman’s Bizarre Rant About Australian Metalcore Band Patient Sixty-Seven!
Perth, Australia – Hollywood legend and renowned voiceover artist Morgan Freeman has reportedly become embroiled in a bizarre feud with Australian metalcore band Patient…
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Post Malone Adds Even More Ridiculous Tattoos to His Already Crowded Face
Rapper Post Malone has added more permanent drawings to his crowded face. The new tattoos, which include a cartoonish depiction of a slice of…
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Steel Panther Exposed as Government Mind Control Experiment
Who else had this on their 2023 bingo card? It has been revealed that the hair metal band Steel Panther was not a real…
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Tool Announces New Album, Releasing May 10, 2029 – Fans Wonder If They’ll Live Long Enough to Hear It
In a long-awaited announcement that has left fans both excited and skeptical, prog rock band Tool has revealed that they will be releasing a…
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Avenged Sevenfold Has a Special Announcement For Their Fans: ‘Fuck You, We’re on Acid!’
Avenged Sevenfold, have released their latest sonic onslaught with a heartfelt message for their fans: “Fuck you.” Their new album, titled “Life Is But…
