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OPINION: Courtney Love Has Definitely Had People Whacked, Which Is Why Nobody Is Asking Follow Up Questions
Everyone in the music industry knows Courtney Love has definitely had people whacked. Have you ever noticed it makes the room go slightly silent…
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Ronnie Radke’s Vile New Low: Guzzling Animal Jizz Like a Deranged Freak
Ronnie Radke, the perpetually unhinged screamo has-been turned Falling in Reverse ringleader, has officially sunk to a level of depravity that makes his past…
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Stevie Wonder Exposed: Blind Icon Caught Rollerskating in Shocking Cover-Up
Los Angeles, CA – For decades, Stevie Wonder has captivated the world with his soulful voice, masterful piano skills, and an inspiring narrative of…
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Album Review: Lana Del Rey’s “The Right Person Will Stay” is a Glorious Country Trainwreck You Can’t Stop Loving
Lana Del Rey, the pop world’s favorite sad-girl-in-chief, has always felt like America’s melancholy prom queen. With her latest album, “The Right Person Will…
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Album Review: The Wiggles’ ‘Wiggle Up, Giddy Up!’ Is the Cowboy Catastrophe You Never Knew You Needed
The Wiggles, Australia’s proudest export since Hugh Jackman’s abs, have unleashed their latest musical monstrosity: Wiggle Up, Giddy Up! dropping on March 7, 2025.…
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Opinion: I Liked Tim Lambesis Better When He Was in Jail
It’s not often you find yourself thinking, “Wow, that dude really peaked behind bars,” but Tim Lambesis, infamous frontman of metalcore band As I…
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Architects’ The Sky, The Earth & All Between Album Review: A Christian Mom Warns of Satan’s Latest Hit Record
I’ve been a Christian mom for 16 years, and I thought I’d seen it all. Pokémon cards with witchcraft vibes, that Harry Potter nonsense,…
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Sleep Token Announces New Album, Tracklist Leaks Mysteriously Online
Mysterious, mask-clad, genre-defying cult favorite Sleep Token has announced their highly anticipated new album, titled Devotions and Detachments, sending fans into a spiral of excitement, introspection, and…
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Misha Mansoor Exposed: Periphery Frontman Caught Taking More Bribes From Big Pharma as Fans Uncover Prescription Drug References in Lyrics
Progressive metal mastermind and Periphery guitarist Misha Mansoor has once again found himself in hot water after leaked documents revealed he has been accepting…
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From ‘Hey Jude’ to ‘Hey, You’re Mentally Unwell’: The Beatles’ Dark Legacy Exposed
The beloved and once-revered Beatles are now being exposed as vile manipulators who preyed on mentally unwell fans to achieve fame and fortune. This…
