Author
Author: Martin Finch
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
General assignment, civic theater, and cultural oddities
Martin Finch covers general assignment stories for VanFLIP, from civic theater and brand misfires to the little rituals public figures use when they are trying not to apologize. He has a soft spot for cats, a firm belief that most meetings should have been a sandwich, and an enduring loyalty to steak cooked simply, preferably by someone who does not describe it as a concept.
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Music
SELENA GOMEZ MUSIC THEFT SUSPECT WALKS FREE
LOS ANGELES – A 31-year-old man accused of stealing and leaking unreleased music from Selena Gomez pleaded guilty Tuesday before being immediately released by…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
DJ Khaled Discovers Ozempic
MIAMI – Music producer and motivational fog machine DJ Khaled has unveiled a dramatically slimmer appearance this week after what sources close to the…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
MrBeast Launches Coffin Line, Announces “Last To Die” Challenge
GREENVILLE, N.C. – YouTube creator MrBeast unveiled a new line of branded luxury coffins Tuesday alongside what he described as “the most emotionally intense…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Talking Heads Announce First New Album In Decades
NEW YORK CITY – After months of speculation fueled by cryptic social media activity and several sightings of Talking Heads members entering the same…
· By Martin Finch
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Kim Kardashian Has Failed Barista School
LOS ANGELES – Kim Kardashian’s latest professional reinvention ended this week in the only place that still believes in standards, a strip-mall barista certification…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Rick Rubin Finally Gets Caught Out
LOS ANGELES – Music producer Rick Rubin is facing mounting scrutiny this week after a three-month industry investigation concluded that he may not have…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Ye Loses Landmark Court Case Against Wet Wipes After Judge Rules They Were “Simply Moist”
LOS ANGELES: Ye, the artist formerly known as Kanye West, suffered another legal defeat Tuesday after a Los Angeles judge dismissed his $48 million…
· By Martin Finch
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Life & Style
Grandma Is Doing Keto, Which Means No More Biscuits
BABYLON, USA — In what grieving family members are calling “an absolutely disproportionate response to one Facebook video,” local grandmother Geraldine “Nana” Whitaker, 78,…
· By Martin Finch
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Music
Sam Altman Featured On Drake’s Upcoming Album ICEMAN
TORONTO – Drake confirmed Tuesday that OpenAI CEO Sam Altman will appear on three tracks from his upcoming album ICEMAN, marking what industry executives…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Eric Andre Finally Goes Too Far, Forces Entire Farmers Market To Participate In Fake Courtroom Sentencing
LOS ANGELES — After nearly two decades of escalating public chaos, comedian Eric Andre reportedly crossed a definitive cultural line Saturday morning by transforming…
· By Martin Finch