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SELENA GOMEZ MUSIC THEFT SUSPECT WALKS FREE
LOS ANGELES – A 31-year-old man accused of stealing and leaking unreleased music from Selena Gomez pleaded guilty Tuesday before being immediately released by…
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Talking Heads Announce First New Album In Decades
NEW YORK CITY – After months of speculation fueled by cryptic social media activity and several sightings of Talking Heads members entering the same…
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Drake’s Three New Albums Are So Bad Trump Needs To Send Troops To Canada Immediately
After Drake dropped Iceman, Habibti, and Maid of Honour, several officials became convinced Canada had lost control of its most dangerous export.
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Rick Rubin Finally Gets Caught Out
LOS ANGELES – Music producer Rick Rubin is facing mounting scrutiny this week after a three-month industry investigation concluded that he may not have…
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Violet Grohl’s “Be Sweet To Me” Has A Bug In The Cake: Record Review
Violet Grohl's debut album is sweet, suspicious, and badly in need of someone checking under the frosting for witnesses.
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Sam Altman Featured On Drake’s Upcoming Album ICEMAN
TORONTO – Drake confirmed Tuesday that OpenAI CEO Sam Altman will appear on three tracks from his upcoming album ICEMAN, marking what industry executives…
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Bad News For Clean Jeans: Fractal Is Readying The Release of The FM10 With Touchscreen And Enough SHARC Power To Ruin Guitar Forums
The FM9 successor reportedly keeps the sacred nine-switch footprint, adds the touchscreen everyone pretends not to want, and sells the expression pedal separately because…
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Nation Increasingly Concerned Nobody Has Ever Had A Bad Thing To Say About Jack White
DETROIT — Cultural analysts confirmed Tuesday that America may be facing a dangerous collapse in artistic accountability after another full calendar year passed without…
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Lars Ulrich Announces Solo Album Made Entirely Of Simple Drum Fills And Snare Rolls
The Metallica drummer is finally giving fans the unvarnished sound of a man reaching a chorus and deciding the snare should handle it.
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Justin Bieber Announces New Album Featuring BTS, Korean War Anthems, Says It’s “Mostly For NATO”
LOS ANGELES — Justin Bieber announced Tuesday that his upcoming collaborative album with BTS will feature reimagined Korean War marching songs, heavily auto-tuned artillery…
