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Violet Grohl’s “Be Sweet To Me” Has A Bug In The Cake: Record Review

Violet Grohl's debut album is sweet, suspicious, and badly in need of someone checking under the frosting for witnesses.

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Sam Altman Featured On Drake’s Upcoming Album ICEMAN

TORONTO – Drake confirmed Tuesday that OpenAI CEO Sam Altman will appear on three tracks from his upcoming album ICEMAN, marking what industry executives…

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Bad News For Clean Jeans: Fractal Is Readying The Release of The FM10 With Touchscreen And Enough SHARC Power To Ruin Guitar Forums

The FM9 successor reportedly keeps the sacred nine-switch footprint, adds the touchscreen everyone pretends not to want, and sells the expression pedal separately because…

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Nation Increasingly Concerned Nobody Has Ever Had A Bad Thing To Say About Jack White

DETROIT — Cultural analysts confirmed Tuesday that America may be facing a dangerous collapse in artistic accountability after another full calendar year passed without…

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Lars Ulrich Announces Solo Album Made Entirely Of Simple Drum Fills And Snare Rolls

The Metallica drummer is finally giving fans the unvarnished sound of a man reaching a chorus and deciding the snare should handle it.

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Justin Bieber Announces New Album Featuring BTS, Korean War Anthems, Says It’s “Mostly For NATO”

LOS ANGELES — Justin Bieber announced Tuesday that his upcoming collaborative album with BTS will feature reimagined Korean War marching songs, heavily auto-tuned artillery…

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Metal Band Semen Deer Hunter Abortion Tactical SWAT Team Returns With New Song Titled “Festering Puss Annihilation Combo Driver”

CLEVELAND – Extreme metal group Semen Deer Hunter Abortion Tactical SWAT Team announced Tuesday that it would be returning after a seven year hiatus…

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Vince Staples — Cry Baby Record Review

Vince Staples has spent the better part of a decade perfecting a style of rap that sounds like somebody documenting the collapse of modern…

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Dogstar Finally Releases Album For Men Who Stare Out Hotel Windows During Rainstorms

LOS ANGELES – After years of quietly existing as “Keanu Reeves’ band” in the same way artisanal mustard exists as “the thing next to…

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Country Star Returns To Roots With Song About Trucks, Heartbreak And Farmers

NASHVILLE, Tenn. – Country music fans across America erupted into tears Friday after singer Wade Buckley released his latest single, “Dirt Between Us,” a…