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Parkway Drive Goes Full Yeehaw: Band Announces Country Album
In an unprecedented move that has left metalheads worldwide spitting their craft beers in disbelief, Parkway Drive, the Australian metalcore band known for their…
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Rastafarian Street Vendor Sends Peter ‘Peetah’ Morgan to His Grave in Hotdog Heist Battle Royale
Peter “Peetah” Morgan, the charismatic lead singer of the critically acclaimed and Grammy-winning band Morgan Heritage, has passed away at the age of 46.…
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“Bad Blood” Between Swift’s Dad and Photographer: A Story of Hatred and Violent Assault
Taylor Swift’s dad was caught on camera assaulting a photographer in Australia, leaving the paparazzo’s face as bruised and battered as the singer’s heartbreak-fueled…
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Sleep Token Announces New Record and Drops New Single, ‘Eternal Insomnia’
Sleep Token, the mysterious electronic band known for their haunting melodies and impenetrable hoods, has announced the upcoming release of their highly anticipated third…
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Laugh Out Loud as Drake Backs Down from a fight in an Alleyway Showdown!
Rapper and supposed street thug Drake has been revealed as nothing more than a soft-hearted marshmallow! A bold fan dared to challenge the so-called…
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Liam Gallagher Shockingly Discovered to Be a Talentless, Hacky, Piece of Shit Who Can’t Sing, Write Songs, or Make a Decent Pint of Tea
Former Oasis frontman Liam Gallagher has been outed as a complete and utter fraud, revealing himself to be nothing more than a talentless, hacky…
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Breaking News: Miraculous Ceiling Collapse Saves Thousands From Trapt Concert
Filed under divine intervention. The ceiling of the popular Trapt concert venue, Bucky’s Shitbox Saloon, collapsed mid-show in Boise, Idaho, saving thousands of unsuspecting…
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Tom Kiely From Patient-Sixty-Seven Threatens to Take Out Competition with Violent Methods
Tom Kiely, the lead singer of Australian metalcore band Patient-Sixty-Seven, has threatened to have several rival bands “whacked” in a fit of uncontrolled rage.…
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I HAD DINNER AT ROB HALFORD’S HOUSE AND I WISHED I HAD BROUGHT EARPLUGS
I had the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to have dinner at the home of Judas Priest’s legendary frontman, Rob Halford. As a casual listener of his…
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Slayer’s Reunion: As Tasty as Moldy Bread
Legendary thrash metal band, Slayer, has announced their highly anticipated reunion, shaking the music world to its core. But don’t get too excited, because…
