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Timothée Chalamet Has Failed Bartending School
LOS ANGELES — Timothée Chalamet has officially failed bartending school, according to sources close to the situation and at least one laminated syllabus that…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Vince Gilligan Confirms Pluribus Season 2 Will Be Run By MrBeast
Vince Gilligan used to write shows about people making awful choices in the privacy of their own secrets. Now he’s writing a show about…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Nicole Kidman ‘Isn’t Fucking Around Anymore’, Vows to End Zach Galifianakis ‘Once and For All’
Hollywood, CA — After years of quietly tolerating what sources call “an escalating war of passive-aggressive gestures,” actress Nicole Kidman publicly declared on Tuesday…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Did Olive Garden Have Gene Hackman Killed Over Secret Recipes?
SANTA FE, NM — Hollywood and conspiracy circles alike are buzzing with speculation following the mysterious death of beloved actor Gene Hackman at his…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
We Asked 6 Celebrities What They Think About OpenAI’s New GPT-4.5:
Robert Pattinson: “Honestly, GPT-4.5 has been texting me at all hours asking if vampires are real and, more specifically, if I personally am a…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Tom Hanks Caught Pawning Oscars
LOS ANGELES—Veteran actor Tom Hanks was spotted pawning several prestigious awards, including his two Oscars, at “Hollywood Pawn & Gold” yesterday afternoon. Witnesses described…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Alec Baldwin Spotted Practicing “Surprised Face” After Epstein Files Revelation
Following yesterday’s bombshell revelation of Jeffrey Epstein’s unsealed client files, actor Alec Baldwin was reportedly spotted frantically practicing a range of carefully crafted “surprised”…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Ben Stiller Under Fire for Alleged Unauthorized “Severance” Experiments on Volunteers
Los Angeles, CA – Ben Stiller, the man who brought us slapstick classics like Zoolander and the mind-bending Apple TV+ series Severance, has reportedly…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Keanu Reeves Caught Red-Handed Hawking Miracle Anti-Aging Cream at Local Flea Market
Los Angeles, CA – Hollywood icon Keanu Reeves, known for his timeless looks and brooding action roles, was spotted this weekend peddling jars of…
· By Martin Finch
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Entertainment
Timothée Chalamet Exposed: Hollywood’s Golden Boy Has a Dark Side
Los Angeles, CA – Timothée Chalamet, the floppy-haired darling of indie cinema and heartthrob to millions, might not be the saintly artist his PR…
· By Martin Finch