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Entertainment
Small Rocket Syndrome: Taylor Swift and Elon Musk Have Broken Up
PALO ALTO, CA – You might have thought that Taylor Swift and Elon Musk’s whirlwind romance was written in the stars, but it turns…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk’s Generous Clown-Face Gift Leaves New York Times Red-Nosed and Speechless!
New York, NY – The New York Times Twitter account has lost its coveted blue checkmark after refusing to pay a measly $7 monthly…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt
Silicon Valley, CA – Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions…
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Science & Technology
Forget ElonJet! This New App Tells You When Elon Musk Takes a Dump
In a world where tech CEOs are constantly under the microscope, one app is boldly going where no app has gone before – straight…
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Life & Style
Elon Musk Seizes Control of World with Terror Drones
In a shocking move of global domination, tech mogul Elon Musk has unleashed his army of terror drones and has seized control of the…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Finally Releases the Twitter #FauciFiles and It’s Not What You Would Expect
In a move that has amused and infuriated conspiracy theorists, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released the long-awaited #FauciFiles, only to reveal that they’re…
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Science & Technology
Twitter Announces New Feature: Only Twitter Blue Subscribers Will Be Able to Login. Paid Users Will Have to Send Tweets in Manually by Postal Mail
In a move that has Twitter users reeling, Twitter has announced a new feature for Twitter Blue subscribers. Starting next month, only Twitter Blue…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Orders Twitter Engineers to Turn Twitter into an Elon Musk Digital Billboard
Tech billionaire Elon Musk has ordered Twitter engineers to turn the social media platform into a digital billboard for his endless self-promotion, after falsely…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk’s Twitter Takeover: The End of Sanity, The Birth of a New Era of Crazy
When Elon acquired Twitter, he promised to take the platform to new heights. Little did the world know, those new heights would be a…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Offers to Build China a Spy Weather Balloon So Good, They Can Call It a ‘Weather Balloon’ With a Straight Face
In a bold move, billionaire and tech mogul Elon Musk has offered to build the Chinese Communist Party a weather balloon that is faster,…
