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Science & Technology
Elon Musk’s death beam satellite: a game-changer or a recipe for disaster?
In an announcement that surprised no one, Elon Musk revealed that his latest invention, a death beam satellite, is almost complete. But fear not.…
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Science & Technology
Horny Twitter Users Rejoice: Elon Musk Announces New Checkmark
Twitter seems to be taking the “thirst” game to the next level. Tossy tech billionaire Elon Musk announced that Twitter would be adding a…
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Science & Technology
Child Prodigy’s New Power Source Threatens Tesla Empire: Elon Musk Sends Henchmen to Sabotage
The world of renewable energy is about to be turned upside down, and Elon Musk is shaking in his space boots. In a quaint…
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Life & Style
Elon Musk Finds Gem-Encrypted Dogecoin Mine, Raises the Stakes in Meme Economy!
Cupertino, CA – Tech billionaire and part-time Martian hopeful Elon Musk has once again shocked the world as he announces the unearthing of a…
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Entertainment
Small Rocket Syndrome: Taylor Swift and Elon Musk Have Broken Up
PALO ALTO, CA – You might have thought that Taylor Swift and Elon Musk’s whirlwind romance was written in the stars, but it turns…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk’s Generous Clown-Face Gift Leaves New York Times Red-Nosed and Speechless!
New York, NY – The New York Times Twitter account has lost its coveted blue checkmark after refusing to pay a measly $7 monthly…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Caught Scrounging for Loose Change to Pay Off Twitter Debt
Silicon Valley, CA – Billionaire entrepreneur and real-life Tony Stark impersonator Elon Musk was reportedly caught rummaging through the depths of his sofa cushions…
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Science & Technology
Forget ElonJet! This New App Tells You When Elon Musk Takes a Dump
In a world where tech CEOs are constantly under the microscope, one app is boldly going where no app has gone before – straight…
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Life & Style
Elon Musk Seizes Control of World with Terror Drones
In a shocking move of global domination, tech mogul Elon Musk has unleashed his army of terror drones and has seized control of the…
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Science & Technology
Elon Musk Finally Releases the Twitter #FauciFiles and It’s Not What You Would Expect
In a move that has amused and infuriated conspiracy theorists, Twitter CEO Elon Musk has released the long-awaited #FauciFiles, only to reveal that they’re…
