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Music
Theophilus London Becomes Hide and Seek Champion, Still Missing
World-renowned musician Theophilus London has officially been declared the world’s first-ever Hide and Seek Champion, despite the fact that he has been missing since…
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Robotic Vacuum Steals the Show at Imagine Dragons Concert
The Imagine Dragons concert at the local arena was rocked last night, but not by the band’s music. Instead, an unexpected guest – a…
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Netflix Cancels All New Shows After Complaints of Too Much Content
In what is sure to be a controversial move, Netflix has announced that it is canceling all new shows and films due to a…
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Chuck D. Admits Defeat: ‘I Should Have Invaded Britain When I Had the Chance
It’s been a tumultuous week for Chuck D., the former leader of the world’s most famous rap group, Public Enemy. After a long and…
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Courtney Love: “I’m Not Responsible For Kurt Cobain’s Death, But I Am Living In His Multi-Million Dollar Estate”
Courtney Love, the widow of the late Nirvana frontman Kurt Cobain, has long been the subject of speculation about her husband’s untimely death. But…
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Andrew Tate’s Penis Implant: A Bigger, Better Way to Boast
In what can only be described as a bizarre but remarkably effective attempt to gain social media attention, Andrew Tate recently announced that he…
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EXCLUSIVE: We Interviewed the Ghost of Avicii Using a Ouija Board
At Vanflip HQ, we constantly look for ways to push the envelope. And we recently sat down and interviewed Avicci in the afterlife using…
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Disturbed Front man David Draiman Asked To Step Through Airport Metal Detector “one more time” by security
David Draiman of the metal band Disturbed was recently asked to step through the airport metal detector one more time. It was the third…
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Metal Bands Utilize Virtual Reality to Hide Sweatshop Reality
In a desperate attempt to hide the truth from their fans, metal bands worldwide have begun to utilize virtual reality (VR) headsets to cover…
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Michigan Concertgoer Loses Three Teeth at Local Metal Show, “The best gig I’ve ever been to”
Local Flint, Michigan man Bob Smith was punched in the mouth by the lead vocalist of a controversial local metal band and lost three…
